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Old 01.01.2006, 13:03   #1
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Default Chyornyi novy god

da da gospoda..
chyorny v prymom smysle etogo slova.
Vobschaem vsyo obstoyalo tak, v kanun novogo goda administratsiya nashei kompanii obnarujila nexvatku manager-skogo personala i ondomu iz etix yurodivyx prishla v golovu chudnaya mysl' o tom chto vami uvajaemy Davka mog by zamenit' managera v odnom iz nochnyx klubov - na novy god !!!
ya zamechatel'no risuyu, obaldenno rukovoju slujboi tex. podderjki ISP, no vot dodumatsya menya postavit' managerom v nochnom clube !!!! eto vsyo ravno chto pustit' lisu v kuryatnik, eto ravnosil'no volku v ovcharne i ekvivalentno doveriyu zayadlomu alkashu v voprose soxraneniya spirtnogo.
Nakazal ya ix tak chto ubytki podschityvat' budut ves' ostavshiysya god, odnako rech ne ob etom poidyot, a ob otkrytii kotoroe ya sdelal v eti trudnye chasy. Odnako po poryadku.
Dlya polnoty kartiny doljen vam skazat' chto eti sukiny deti (administratsiya) nanyali samogo xodovogo DJ-ya nigera, nu i yasen' pen' chto na nego tyanulis' vse chernokojie otmorozki, so vsego ostrova. I ved' chto zanimatel'no tak eto to chto vysshim pijonstvom u nix yavlyaetsya nalichie belokojei sputnitsy, a esli ona k tomu je belokuraya, to niger-vladelets po avtoritetu avtomaticheski priravnivaetsya k 2PAC-u. Nu eto eschyo pol dela, no kogda ya uvidel tolpy tolstojopyx, jirnyx no kachestvenno belyx durnushek, to v menya zakralos' somnenie. Dalee eti je samye durnushki pochti nasilovali nigerov, pokupali im vypivku, op'yanyali do konditsii kogda i ne tak vrode protivno i ispol'zuya grubuyu silu valili na divany..
Smotrel ya na eto delo i vot tut ko mne podkralas' eta mysl' i kak krysa paskudnaya vpilas' v moyo neokrepshee i pokachnuvsheesya ot alkogolya soznaniya. Ya so vsem ujasom osoznal chto te kotoryx ya prezritel'no nazyvayu nigeram - vovse i ne nigery!!! Niger - eto YA !!! Potamu chto esli eti veselyaschiesya v novogodnyuyu noch' pridurki - Nigery, to kto je ya ?!!!
Eto ya rabotayu v prazdniki i obslujivayu IX, sleju za tem chtoby ONI byli dovol'ny servisom, eto ya sleju za tem chtoby IXNIE bokaly ne opusteli, eto ya vynujdenno slushayu muzyku kotoraya IM nravitsya, a mne uje net.
Ya niger gospoda !!!
Dumayu chto esli tak i dal'she poidyot, to cherez neskol'ko let vy smojete vstretit' menya na shumnyx ulochkax St.Julians-a s podstavkoi dlya nog i schyotochkoi dlya chistki obuvi.
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Old 01.01.2006, 13:21   #2
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nefig bilo s jidonigerami tusovacca ..zaplatili xot'?
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Old 01.01.2006, 14:00   #3
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ya po prinujdeniyu !!! po svoei to vole ya s nigerom v odno pole (po nujde bol'shoi) ne poidu, a tut napast' takaya sluchilas'.
Naschyot deneg vsyo ok
a kuda oni denutsya s podvodnoi lodki ?))
Esli-by oni menya i na etom razveli, tak kakoi je ya xachik pose etogo?!!!
Lave srubil konkretnoe, no osadok ostalsya.
Nebol'shoi ekskurs v istoriyu, na temu "Pochemu tebe tak xorosho v Armenii"
Vobschem esli posmotret' na USSR 1980-ogo goda obraztsa, to vy uvidite chto pochti vo vsex respublikax krome Armenii byli inostrannye chernokojie studenty iz drujestvennyx afrikanskix stran. Pochemu je ix ne bylo v Armenii?
A delo bylo vot kak (pereskazyvayu s chujix slov i ne pomnyu nazvannye daty). Vopchem v Armenii kak i v drux respublikax nigery byli !! no sluchilsya dosadny intsedent - razvyazanny niger, neznakomy s traditsiyami strany tseplyal v nagluyu devushku, nu estestvenno naxodivsheesya ryadom nashi patsany zastupilis' i etot stsuko (a mojet ix bylo daje neskol'ko) pyrnul nojom nashego tovarischa. Nu dal'she zakrujilos' poneslo. Ix mochili vezde i s bol'shim chuvstvom. K vecheru delo prinyalo sovershenno drugie masshtaby i tolpy nashix sootechestvennikov uderjivala militsiya u vorot obschejitiya. Paxlo politicheskim skandalom, studentov drujestvennyx afrikanskix stran v sovetskoi Arenii zabivayut kak mamontov v pesherax. Bylo prinyato reshenie na samom verxovnom urovne i za odnu noch vsex nigerov vyvezli za predely respubliki, nu i sootvetstvenno zamyali vsyo eto delo. Odnako posle etogo nigerov v armeniyu bol'she ne postavlyali.
Dumayu tak ono i bylo. Iskrenne blagodaren etomu pokoleniyu.

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Old 01.01.2006, 14:38   #4
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xi ches uzum niger-atanda..extravagantnee chem niger s belokuroi..ne znayu kak v 80x no v 70x v EGU rulili GDR-ovci organizuyushie topornie KVNi na nauchnie temi (tipa 100x100 = 1 -> eto yumar!).
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nu to nemtsy, a tut nigery.
A vy sobstvenno partiynyi ili sochuvstvuyuschiy?
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Old 01.01.2006, 15:10   #6
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ya sobsno vipit xochu.. Fedor ya - besparteiniy!
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Old 01.01.2006, 15:35   #7
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Quote:
во всех этапах духовной и гражданской карьеры, отец
Федор оставался стяжателем.
a ya vot vyp'yu cherez paru den'kov. Tovarisch priezjaet iz samoi Ispanii !!!
jyostko nap'yom'sya. Obeschayu
Est' u nas retseptik odin: Delyus' opytom:
beryotsya Silver Tekila - puzyr'
750ml - svejevyjatogo liminnogo soka
stoka je - tomatnogo soka
malyusen'kaya tara s sousom tobasco - yadryonnaya veschitsa, bezbojno jjjyot.
Vobschem beryotsya tri ryumochki na brata i v pervuyu nalivaetsya tekila, vo vtoruyu nalivaetsya limonny sok, v tret'yu tomatny sok, nu i paru kapel' tobasco v nego. Pered potrebleniem vydoxnut' i zalpom, ne preryvayas' opustoshat' ryumki strogo v tom poryadke v kotorom ya opisal. Afekt obaldenny.
Xotya fignya fsyo eto - mojno i prosto vodochku vypit' i semechkami zakusit' - v xoroshoi kompanii.
Dusha u menya gorit. xash xochu, a nojki dostat' negde..
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Old 01.01.2006, 16:05   #8
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ostroe portit kishechnik i pochki.
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eto esli iz vne, a esli iz nutri, to delaet ix sil'nee - printsyp yojika !!!
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pizdets*** - nachalos' ponovoi
god ot goda nelegche
Ya tol'ko chto byl santaklyauzom dlya mladshego otroka shefa
gaspada ya plakal, pereodevayus' i obratno dopivat' xalyavschinu - box minya prastit..
pridu atpishus' - mojet daje fotki skinu
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ГЫЫЫЫ дописал таки свой учебник "борьба с ханвеством" для детей дошкольного возраста?
сантаклаус !!!! ааа !!! я плачу!!!
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zzzzz - halam spasi - skora fotki skinu, cherez paru dnei mne doljny skinut' ))
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иии все да кристамс закончился ? а как же огия?
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Old 25.12.2006, 06:05   #14
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Давка Санта Клаус?! )))) обанаааа )))))))) фотки в студиУ ))
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Дафко, лав вахцрел ес гоне ет лакотин?
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