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Old 03.05.2002, 07:13   #1
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Post Smeshnie, pouchitel'nie istorii....

Nachnem s Drevnix grekov.

Odin filosof, po moemu Sokrat, prixodit na koncert. Muzikant vystupaet ochen' plox. Vse svistyat, protestuyut a on vosxishenno xlopayet.
Sprashivayut "Chem zhe ti tak vasxishen". On otvechaet "Etot paren' nashel v sebe sili ne stat' vorom ili ubijcej a stal muzikantom. I ya vosxishen etim".

U menya vopros tak na samom dele on bil vosxishen ili on shutil?
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Old 03.05.2002, 07:26   #2
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Est' istoriya shto Galiley v pervuyu brachnuyu noch' vixodit smotret' na zvezdi i kogda vozvrashaetsya, videt shto v evo postele lezhit devushka. I on vozmushenno krichit shtobi eto besstizhaya ubralas' proch' ....
I ... okazivaetsya shto eto bila evo zhena...

Vse govoryat shto on ot togo tak sdelal shto kogda glyadel v nebesa to zabival obo vsem na svete... no ya ne veryu ....
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Old 03.05.2002, 07:35   #3
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Koroleva Anglii vstrechaetsya s izvestnim pisatelyem - Bernardom Show. I sprashivaet
-Odnazhdi vi skazali shto vse zhenshini prodayutsya, ne tak li?
-Da konechno,- otvechaet tot.
-Tak shto ya tozhe prodayus',- sprashivaet koroleva.
-Konechno,- otvechaet pisatel, ne podumav.
-I kakova moya cena,- sprashivaet koroleva.
-10,000 funt sterling,- otvechaet tot.
-Shto tak malo...,- vozmushaetsya koroleva.
-Nu ya zhe govoril, vot mi uzhe nachili torgovatsya,- otvechaet Bernard Show.

Tak shto est' li devushki kotorie ne prodayutsya ?
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