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| Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia
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10 | Nachnem s Drevnix grekov. Odin filosof, po moemu Sokrat, prixodit na koncert. Muzikant vystupaet ochen' plox. Vse svistyat, protestuyut a on vosxishenno xlopayet. Sprashivayut "Chem zhe ti tak vasxishen". On otvechaet "Etot paren' nashel v sebe sili ne stat' vorom ili ubijcej a stal muzikantom. I ya vosxishen etim". U menya vopros tak na samom dele on bil vosxishen ili on shutil? ![]() |
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| Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia
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10 | Est' istoriya shto Galiley v pervuyu brachnuyu noch' vixodit smotret' na zvezdi i kogda vozvrashaetsya, videt shto v evo postele lezhit devushka. I on vozmushenno krichit shtobi eto besstizhaya ubralas' proch' .... I ... okazivaetsya shto eto bila evo zhena... Vse govoryat shto on ot togo tak sdelal shto kogda glyadel v nebesa to zabival obo vsem na svete... no ya ne veryu .... ![]() |
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| Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia
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10 | Koroleva Anglii vstrechaetsya s izvestnim pisatelyem - Bernardom Show. I sprashivaet -Odnazhdi vi skazali shto vse zhenshini prodayutsya, ne tak li? -Da konechno,- otvechaet tot. -Tak shto ya tozhe prodayus',- sprashivaet koroleva. -Konechno,- otvechaet pisatel, ne podumav. -I kakova moya cena,- sprashivaet koroleva. -10,000 funt sterling,- otvechaet tot. -Shto tak malo...,- vozmushaetsya koroleva. -Nu ya zhe govoril, vot mi uzhe nachili torgovatsya,- otvechaet Bernard Show. Tak shto est' li devushki kotorie ne prodayutsya ? |
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