Smeshnie, pouchitel'nie istorii....

Gevorg · May 3, 2002, 06:13

Nachnem s Drevnix grekov.

Odin filosof, po moemu Sokrat, prixodit na koncert. Muzikant vystupaet ochen' plox. Vse svistyat, protestuyut a on vosxishenno xlopayet.
Sprashivayut "Chem zhe ti tak vasxishen". On otvechaet "Etot paren' nashel v sebe sili ne stat' vorom ili ubijcej a stal muzikantom. I ya vosxishen etim".

U menya vopros tak na samom dele on bil vosxishen ili on shutil?

Gevorg · May 3, 2002, 06:26

Est' istoriya shto Galiley v pervuyu brachnuyu noch' vixodit smotret' na zvezdi i kogda vozvrashaetsya, videt shto v evo postele lezhit devushka. I on vozmushenno krichit shtobi eto besstizhaya ubralas' proch' ....
I ... okazivaetsya shto eto bila evo zhena...

Vse govoryat shto on ot togo tak sdelal shto kogda glyadel v nebesa to zabival obo vsem na svete... no ya ne veryu ....

Gevorg · May 3, 2002, 06:35

Koroleva Anglii vstrechaetsya s izvestnim pisatelyem - Bernardom Show. I sprashivaet
-Odnazhdi vi skazali shto vse zhenshini prodayutsya, ne tak li?
-Da konechno,- otvechaet tot.
-Tak shto ya tozhe prodayus',- sprashivaet koroleva.
-Konechno,- otvechaet pisatel, ne podumav.
-I kakova moya cena,- sprashivaet koroleva.
-10,000 funt sterling,- otvechaet tot.
-Shto tak malo...,- vozmushaetsya koroleva.
-Nu ya zhe govoril, vot mi uzhe nachili torgovatsya,- otvechaet Bernard Show.

Tak shto est' li devushki kotorie ne prodayutsya

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May 3, 2002, 06:13	#1
Gevorg Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia Posts: 61 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	Smeshnie, pouchitel'nie istorii.... Nachnem s Drevnix grekov. Odin filosof, po moemu Sokrat, prixodit na koncert. Muzikant vystupaet ochen' plox. Vse svistyat, protestuyut a on vosxishenno xlopayet. Sprashivayut "Chem zhe ti tak vasxishen". On otvechaet "Etot paren' nashel v sebe sili ne stat' vorom ili ubijcej a stal muzikantom. I ya vosxishen etim". U menya vopros tak na samom dele on bil vosxishen ili on shutil?

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May 3, 2002, 06:26	#2
Gevorg Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia Posts: 61 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	Est' istoriya shto Galiley v pervuyu brachnuyu noch' vixodit smotret' na zvezdi i kogda vozvrashaetsya, videt shto v evo postele lezhit devushka. I on vozmushenno krichit shtobi eto besstizhaya ubralas' proch' .... I ... okazivaetsya shto eto bila evo zhena... Vse govoryat shto on ot togo tak sdelal shto kogda glyadel v nebesa to zabival obo vsem na svete... no ya ne veryu ....

May 3, 2002, 06:35	#3
Gevorg Дошкольник Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Armenia Posts: 61 Rep Power: 0 Reputation: 10	Koroleva Anglii vstrechaetsya s izvestnim pisatelyem - Bernardom Show. I sprashivaet -Odnazhdi vi skazali shto vse zhenshini prodayutsya, ne tak li? -Da konechno,- otvechaet tot. -Tak shto ya tozhe prodayus',- sprashivaet koroleva. -Konechno,- otvechaet pisatel, ne podumav. -I kakova moya cena,- sprashivaet koroleva. -10,000 funt sterling,- otvechaet tot. -Shto tak malo...,- vozmushaetsya koroleva. -Nu ya zhe govoril, vot mi uzhe nachili torgovatsya,- otvechaet Bernard Show. Tak shto est' li devushki kotorie ne prodayutsya ?