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Old 12.11.2002, 23:27   #1
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>Mensa Test

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> >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of

> >the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we

> >keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it,

> >you will lose it" also applies to the brain,

> >so.........

> >Below is a very private way to gage your loss or

> >non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test

> >presented here and determine if you are losing it or

> >are still a MENSA candidate.

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> >OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin.

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> >1. What do you put in a toaster?

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> >The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up

> >now and go do something else. Try not to hurt

> >yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.

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> >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do

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> >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please

> >do not attempt the next question. Your brain is

> >obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may

> >be that you need to content yourself with reading

> >something more appropriate such as "Children's World".

> >If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.

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> >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue

> >house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is

> >made from pink bricks and a black house is made from

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> >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said

> >"green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here

> >reading these questions????? Geez..... If you said

> >"glass", then go on to question four.

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> >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet

> >over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time

> >was politically divided into West Germany and East

> >Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines

> >fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining

> >engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing

> >procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he

> >has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of

> >"no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

> >Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or

> >West Germany or in "no man's land"?

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> >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you

> >said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must

> >NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your

> >efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said,

> >"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next

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> >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a

> >degree every minute then how many degrees will the

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> >Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or

> >anything other than "one degree", you are to be

> >congratulated on getting this far, but you are

> >obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and

> >exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final

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> >6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus

> >from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17

> >people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off

> >the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people

> >get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off

> >and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off

> >and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get

> >off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford

> >Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

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> >Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy.

> >Read the first line!!!
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