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Nov 12, 2002, 23:27
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16  |  Mental Test >Mensa Test > > > >Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of > >the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we > >keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, > >you will lose it" also applies to the brain, > >so......... > >Below is a very private way to gage your loss or > >non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test > >presented here and determine if you are losing it or > >are still a MENSA candidate. > > > >OK, relax, clears your mind and....... begin. > > > >1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > >The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up > >now and go do something else. Try not to hurt > >yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do > >cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please > >do not attempt the next question. Your brain is > >obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may > >be that you need to content yourself with reading > >something more appropriate such as "Children's World". > >If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue > >house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is > >made from pink bricks and a black house is made from > >black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said > >"green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here > >reading these questions????? Geez..... If you said > >"glass", then go on to question four. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet > >over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time > >was politically divided into West Germany and East > >Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines > >fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining > >engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing > >procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he > >has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of > >"no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. > >Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or > >West Germany or in "no man's land"? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you > >said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must > >NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your > >efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, > >"Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next > >question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a > >degree every minute then how many degrees will the > >hour hand move in one hour? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or > >anything other than "one degree", you are to be > >congratulated on getting this far, but you are > >obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and > >exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final > >question. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus > >from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 > >people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off > >the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people > >get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off > >and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off > >and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get > >off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford > >Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. > >Read the first line!!!
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