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Old 27.03.2003, 18:39   #31
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Lightbulb ME GOT GREAT IT NEWS!!! MAGARI4!!!

MOY PINGVIN4IK ZABEREMENIL!!! IN 9MONTHS D PRODUCT OF FreeBSD vs. Linux LL APPEAR! I’LL NAME IT FreeLinuxBSD!!!

ZA ET STOIT VIPIT'!!!
HAPPY PROGRAMMER
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Old 27.03.2003, 19:55   #32
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Default A MNE NRAVILSA TOPIC ":-)" :(

A VED VSE NA4ILOS S http://acid.land.am/cgi/nph-proxy.cg...8267#post58267
A SHA TIPA YA NE STAVO-NE SSEGO NA4ILA NAEJAT NA Z0MBIE?

LET IT B. YA J TAKAYA URODINA! NA ZLO VAM VSEM VERNU SVOY CAPSY POST. A ZOMBIE VSE NE LEN' EDIT IX

HI FOLKS!
BOYZ, LET ME TRY 2 EXPLAIN. IT’S GIRLS’ TALK
[B]Orhidika[/B: NEVERMIND THOSE PROGRAMMERS’ POSTS. ONCE A MAN LEARNS A PROGRAMMIN LANGUAGE, HE S NOT ABLE 2 UNDERSTAND & SPEAK A NORMAL HUMAN LANGUAGE ANY MORE

HERE WE GO: WHEN U GOT A PROB, 1ST U THINK OF POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS. ALGORITHM S A PROCEDURE 4 SOLVIN A PROB IN TERMS OF D ACTIONS 2B EXECUTED & D ORDER, IN WHICH THERE ACTIONS R 2B EXECUTED.

NOW IMAGINE: U HAVE A DATE WITH UR PRINCE & U WONNA GET DRESSED UP, HAVE UR HAIR CUT/STYLED. W/OUT REALIZIN, U DEVELOP AN ALGORITHM IN UR MIND:
1. U GET DRESSED
2. U GO 2 A BEAUTY SALOON
3. THERE HAVE UR HAIR WASHED
4. *. (CUT) STYLED
5. U APPEAR ON UR DATE //WITH OL UR CHARM!

THOSE WERE UR ACTIONS 2B EXECUTED 2 SOLVE UR PROB. NOW LET’S CONSIDER D ORDER. IMAGINE, U CHANGED SLIGHTLY D ORDER:
1. U GET DRESSED
2. U GO 2 A BEAUTY SALOON
3. THERE HAVE UR HAIR (CUT) STYLED
4. *. WASHED
5. U APPEAR ON UR DATE //WITH WET HAIR, SPOILED STYLE... WHAT A TRAGEDY!

FEEL D DIFFERENCE?

ONCE U GOT D ALGORITHM, U R ON UR HALF WAY. IT’S KINDA D LOGIC. U CAN REALIZE IT WRITIN D PROG IN ANY LANGUAGE, BY ANY METHOD... THINK, IT’S JUST A METTER OF TASTE, KNOWLEDGE, EXPERIENCE, BRAIN CAPABILITY.... JUST LIKE U CAN USE THE SAME ALGORITHM ANY # F TIMEZ, WHENEVA U GO 2DATE, IN ANY BEAUTY SALOON.... WHICH GREATLY DEPEND ON UR ABILITIES: HOW MUCH $$ & TIME/WHICH R RILI SCARE RESOURCES/ U CAN DEVOTE 2 THAT... UR TASTE....

BST RGRDS, LADY LAMER
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Old 27.03.2003, 20:34   #33
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LIA

You are the first person in 4 years to have an argument with zombie.
I was sure there is no power in the world that could make him to argue with someone.

But I was wrong.
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Лол, чуваки! Вот вам и ответ на вопрос "Nuzhno Li Chto By Zhenzhina Byla Umnoi". Вот, явилась к нам девушка-программистка и все (почти) встали в ряд, хотят ей понравиться
а может я и ошибаюсь
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Old 28.03.2003, 08:33   #35
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MOY PINGVIN4IK ZABEREMENIL!!! IN 9MONTHS D PRODUCT OF FreeBSD vs. Linux LL APPEAR! I’LL NAME IT FreeLinuxBSD!!!

ZA ET STOIT VIPIT'!!!
HAPPY PROGRAMMER
Так ты еще и алкоголичка...
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Old 28.03.2003, 08:45   #36
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Это называется "много шума из ничего".... Ну пусть себе девочка самовыражается при помощи Капс Лока, if she really believes it attracts attention... Хотя лично мне такие послания не очень нравятся, but it's just my own humble opinion
Кстати, Лия, насчет copyright-а, у меня есть одна подружка в Москве, которая мне всегда пишет мейлы капс локом.... Привычка такая. Может, ты ее засудишь, а?
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Old 28.03.2003, 09:46   #37
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Molodec, LIA ! Prodoljay v tom je duxe

p.s. kto-to pomnit anekdot pro nojnici ??
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Old 28.03.2003, 09:53   #38
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Которые вбивают студенту между глаз?
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Old 28.03.2003, 09:58   #39
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Default расскажи анекдот, Тинк!

так как он звучал ?
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Old 28.03.2003, 10:13   #40
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[B]...
Originally posted by Greco
...К сожалению, документ о совершенолетии выдается в Армении исходя не из величины IQ, а количества прожитых лет.
YA J NIKOGO LI4NO NE OSKORBLYALA? PONIMAYU, VI RAZOZLILIS. NO ET NE POVOD NAMEKAMI V OBSHESTVE OBZIVAT' LADY MALALETKOY I OSOBO TUPOY/UMSTVENNO OTSTALOY. IT ALREADY SAYS SMTH OF UR IQ LEVEL

BST RGRDS, LADY CAPSY

Lia, IT SEEMS U DID'nT GOT ME - я говорил о недостатке технической оснащенности нашей милиции как о досадном факте.
Ну, и в конце концов, "VASHE LI4NOE PRAVO: SKIP MY POSTS." / (c) by LIA /.

П.С. а с кейборд-ом как-нить сами разберемся, спасибо за инфу о предыдущих подвигах на IRC-шках - возможно, она будет использована надлежащим образом.
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LIA

You are the first person in 4 years to have an argument with zombie.
I was sure there is no power in the world that could make him to argue with someone.

But I was wrong.
groul: HAVIN ARGUE IT’S NOT D END F D WORLD. IT’S NOT EVEN A CONFLICT. IT’S JUST EXPRESSIONS F DIFFERENT POINTS F VIEWS & TRIAL 2FIND A WAY OUT. TRUST ME, WE HAVE NO PERSONAL PROBS WITH ZOMBIE, NOTHIN 2 WORRY ABT I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS D 1ST. WELL, VSE V JIZNI KOGDA-T PIVAET V PERVIYE. NO TRUDNO BIVAET TOKA V PERVIY RAZ, DALSHE` KAK PO MASLU A 4O ON U VAS TAKOY ZOBMIROVANNIY? NYU, PRI JELANII DAJ D ZOMBIEST B0MBIE MOJNA VERNUT' K 4USTVAM IZ DLITEL'NOY SOSTOYANII ZOMBIE

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Лол, чуваки! Вот вам и ответ на вопрос "Nuzhno Li Chto By Zhenzhina Byla Umnoi". Вот, явилась к нам девушка-программистка и все (почти) встали в ряд, хотят ей понравиться
а может я и ошибаюсь
MDAA OT KUDA VI VZYALI 4O ME-PROGRAMISTKA?! BOJE UPASI, ESLI YA POMENYAYU PROFESIYU NA PROGRAMMER, BUDET APOCALYPTICA!!! I JUST TOOK A C CLASS LAST SPRING SEMESTER, THAT'S IT. & 4 9MONTHS I'VE RUN 0 PROG: DON'T GOT A COMILER DAJ MS VISUAL C++ NIH NE NA 4O POIGRAT' SPLU I ME4TAYU O P4, NA 1/3 WIN XP, Linux 1/3... NO ZATO U MENYA XORISHIY OPIT OBSHENIYA S PROGRAMISTAMI. MOY SAMIY BLIZKIY DRUG BIL 4OKNUTIY PROGRAMIST, TK MI OBSHALIS C CODAMI! NAVERNO KROME COMP SCI CLASS LABS, MOI C PROGS TOKA DLA NEGO SLUJILI. A BILO PRIKOL'NO. DUMAYU U MENYA V ARXIVE EST' PARU SAVED, POISHU 1 DLA VAS. POZAVIDUYTE ZELENOY ZAVIST'YU

BRB, LADY LAMER
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Так ты еще и алкоголичка...
UGU NO PRI ZA4ATII ME PYANAYA NE BILA! NO ****! TAK 4O FreeLinuxBSD RODITCA BEZ VROJDENNIX POBO4NIX DEFEKTOV!!!

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Это называется "много шума из ничего".... Ну пусть себе девочка самовыражается при помощи Капс Лока, if she really believes it attracts attention... Хотя лично мне такие послания не очень нравятся, but it's just my own humble opinion
Кстати, Лия, насчет copyright-а, у меня есть одна подружка в Москве, которая мне всегда пишет мейлы капс локом.... Привычка такая. Может, ты ее засудишь, а?
Dorothy: DA NEGOVORI! USTROILI BURYU V STAKANE!
BELIEVE ME, I DO NOT NEED ANY CAPS LOCK 2 ATTRACT SMTH, EVEN ATTNTN
KSTA, U MENYA UJE GOD NAZAD POYAVILIS IMITATORI MOIX CAPS BT MY (C) DOESN’T EXTEND ON PMS, PRIVATE EMAILS CAN'T SUE. LET UR FRIEND ENJOY MY CAPS

BST, CAPSY GAL
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chtobi stat' znamenitim na forume, nujno

1. videlyat'sya iz tolpi osobennim, zachastuyu durackim i nerviruyushim ostal'nix obrazom.

2. ustroit' "skandal" s adminami... no ne takoi chtobi prognali s potroxami...

3. esli vi devushka ili xorosho pritvoryaetes' devushkoi - uspex garantirovan, vas zametyat i zapomnyat...

conclusion:
eshe odin nick zaregat' chto li?
Hasmik dopustim....
i u nee budet bzik - dlinneishaya podpis' s raznocvetnimi bukvami v capslock, pisat' posti ona budet bez znakov prepinaniya (Orhidka, nothing personal), i v kachestve avatara budet ikonka s kakayushim mal'chikom... nu ili devochkoi.....
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> s raznocvetnimi bukvami v capslock
Желательно мигающими...
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[B]
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Lia, IT SEEMS U DID'nT GOT ME - я говорил о недостатке технической оснащенности нашей милиции как о досадном факте.
Ну, и в конце концов, "VASHE LI4NOE PRAVO: SKIP MY POSTS." / (c) by LIA /.

П.С. а с кейборд-ом как-нить сами разберемся, спасибо за инфу о предыдущих подвигах на IRC-шках - возможно, она будет использована надлежащим образом.
Greco: LET IT B.
P.S. JDU-NE DOJDUS' SVOEGO NEW KB-A! A MOJET VSE-TAKE OSTAVITE 1 SHIFT BOTTON? PLZ? SKAJEM, LEVIY? U VAS J EST' MOE SLOVO, 4O POSLE ETOGO SDELAYU NO-CAPS EKSKLUZIV DLA AKB, A MOE SLOVO STOIT DOVERII
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chtobi stat' znamenitim na forume, nujno

1. videlyat'sya iz tolpi osobennim, zachastuyu durackim i nerviruyushim ostal'nix obrazom.

2. ustroit' "skandal" s adminami... no ne takoi chtobi prognali s potroxami...

3. esli vi devushka ili xorosho pritvoryaetes' devushkoi - uspex garantirovan, vas zametyat i zapomnyat...

conclusion:
eshe odin nick zaregat' chto li?
Hasmik dopustim....
i u nee budet bzik - dlinneishaya podpis' s raznocvetnimi bukvami v capslock, pisat' posti ona budet bez znakov prepinaniya (Orhidka, nothing personal), i v kachestve avatara budet ikonka s kakayushim mal'chikom... nu ili devochkoi.....
LMAO
DaNYer: TRY IT OUT. ABER ONLY WRITIN WITH CAPS, NOBODY LL BECOME LIA I BELIEVE, IT DOESN’T METTER MUCH HOW I TYPE, BT WHAT I WRITE. A 4O TI TAKOY NERVNIY? U THINK U R UNDERESTIMATED IN THIS FORUM? DIDN’T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION FRO D USERS & ESPECIALLY FRO D ADMINISTRATION? POOR BOY HOW ABT CURSING ON ADMINS? IT MIGHT WORK OUT & LEAVE MY PINGUINE ALONE, HE S PREGNANT.

GLUCK, LIA
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