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State Department Warns Americans Not To Act Like Americans
By R.O. Whatley (Washington, D.C.)

In what is believed to be its strongest travel advisory ever, the U.S. State Department warned Americans abroad not to act like Americans. The advisory was issued simultaneously in Washington by State Department spokesman Richard Boucher and in The Hague by a man who, in halting Dutch, denied the was U.S. Ambassador Clifford Sobel. Unlike previous alerts, which have warned Americans to keep a low profile or avoid certain destinations, the new advisory notes that it is now unwise to come across as American at all. As a result, the State Department cautions U.S. citizens to avoid behavior that could cause them to be singled out as obviously American.

This includes:
- the weaning of white socks and tennis shoes.
- complaining if asked to share a bathroom.
- threatening to sue over bad service, television reception, or weather

In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are urged to curb their Americanisms. For example:
Correct: Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs?
Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs?

The advisory immediately created turmoil overseas, particularly for U.S. military personnel, who pretended to be French and were forced to surrender.

In an apparent response to heightened fears of terrorist attacks by Islamic militants, the U.S. embassies in Islamabad, Jakarta, Manila, Kuwait City, Riyadh, Bangkok, Saana and Jordan were all proudly displaying the
red, white and blue flag of France.

The alert also caused confusion at home, as it seems to contradict the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, which has warned Americans not to act un-American. In a press briefing this afternoon, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer attempted to unravel the paradox. "What we are saying is, when you are in America, you need to behave like an American, particularly if you are not American... or are Colin Powell. But when you are outside America, you should not behave like an American, unless you are not American, in which case we urge you to act American. Here I refer specifically to the NATO representatives from Germany, France and Belgium."

The advisory," Fleischer added, "applies to all Americans, including President Bush. When the President is traveling abroad, he will only act American while aboard Air Force One or in the company of U.S. media. At
all other times, he will attempt to come across as Kosovian or Grecian."

Reached for comment in Brussels, U.S. Ambassador to NATO Nicholas Burns said:
"Qing wen, ren min gong yuan zai na li?"
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