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Old 22.12.2006, 06:26   #1
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Default Unix Specialist Needed

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Old 22.12.2006, 10:07   #2
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Zdravstvujte, ja podxogu vam po vcem Requirementam.
Vishee obrazovanie u menja estj, opit raboti toge, osobo
xorosho na rabote mne udavalosj nastraivatj setevie igri !
Nu Unisk ja otlichno znaju, etu strategiju ja mnogo raz viigrival
Mogu ja uge schitatj chto prinjat na rabotu ?
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Old 22.12.2006, 10:30   #3
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a gde CV (rezyume)?
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sorry, resume not available
a skoljko vi zarplatu mne budete platitj ?
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Old 22.12.2006, 10:45   #5
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oplata pochasovaya budet.

poka eto vse, chto mogu skazat'. No rezyume obyazatel'no...
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Da, ponimaju, v GameZone - e gde ja rabotal toge oplata pochasavaja bila, tem kto viigraval v bitve za Oko Vechnoj Mudrosti pologalsja besplatnij chas igri v KonraStrike, a u vas kakie premii dajut v chestj novogo goda ?
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kuda kidat` CV?
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Actual Job Application

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It ****ed.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

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