Unix Specialist Needed

Фиби · Dec 22, 2006, 05:26

Requirements:
- Higher education
- Work experience

Kindly ask you to send CVs by PM.

Thanks

ByTheWay · Dec 22, 2006, 09:07

Zdravstvujte, ja podxogu vam po vcem Requirementam.
Vishee obrazovanie u menja estj, opit raboti toge, osobo
xorosho na rabote mne udavalosj nastraivatj setevie igri !
Nu Unisk ja otlichno znaju, etu strategiju ja mnogo raz viigrival

Mogu ja uge schitatj chto prinjat na rabotu ?

Фиби · Dec 22, 2006, 09:30

a gde CV (rezyume)?

ByTheWay · Dec 22, 2006, 09:42

sorry, resume not available

a skoljko vi zarplatu mne budete platitj ?

Фиби · Dec 22, 2006, 09:45

oplata pochasovaya budet.

poka eto vse, chto mogu skazat'. No rezyume obyazatel'no...

ByTheWay · Dec 22, 2006, 13:00

Da, ponimaju, v GameZone - e gde ja rabotal toge oplata pochasavaja bila, tem kto viigraval v bitve za Oko Vechnoj Mudrosti pologalsja besplatnij chas igri v KonraStrike, a u vas kakie premii dajut v chestj novogo goda ?

ami · Dec 28, 2006, 10:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Фиби

Requirements:
- Higher education
- Work experience

Kindly ask you to send CVs by PM.

Thanks

kuda kidat` CV?

ByTheWay · Dec 29, 2006, 10:46

Actual Job Application

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It ****ed.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.

Dec 22, 2006, 05:26	#1
Фиби зая Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ... Posts: 7,738 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 16	Unix Specialist Needed Requirements: - Higher education - Work experience Kindly ask you to send CVs by PM. Thanks __________________ Для того, чтоб иметь ангельский характер, надо иметь дьявольское терпение.

Dec 22, 2006, 09:07	#2
ByTheWay User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yerevan Posts: 883 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 33	Zdravstvujte, ja podxogu vam po vcem Requirementam. Vishee obrazovanie u menja estj, opit raboti toge, osobo xorosho na rabote mne udavalosj nastraivatj setevie igri ! Nu Unisk ja otlichno znaju, etu strategiju ja mnogo raz viigrival Mogu ja uge schitatj chto prinjat na rabotu ? __________________ stop your eyes from flowing out

Dec 22, 2006, 09:30	#3
Фиби зая Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ... Posts: 7,738 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 16	a gde CV (rezyume)? __________________ Для того, чтоб иметь ангельский характер, надо иметь дьявольское терпение.

Dec 22, 2006, 09:42	#4
ByTheWay User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yerevan Posts: 883 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 33	sorry, resume not available a skoljko vi zarplatu mne budete platitj ? __________________ stop your eyes from flowing out

Dec 22, 2006, 09:45	#5
Фиби зая Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ... Posts: 7,738 Rep Power: 7 Reputation: 16	oplata pochasovaya budet. poka eto vse, chto mogu skazat'. No rezyume obyazatel'no... __________________ Для того, чтоб иметь ангельский характер, надо иметь дьявольское терпение.

Dec 22, 2006, 13:00	#6
ByTheWay User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yerevan Posts: 883 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 33	Da, ponimaju, v GameZone - e gde ja rabotal toge oplata pochasavaja bila, tem kto viigraval v bitve za Oko Vechnoj Mudrosti pologalsja besplatnij chas igri v KonraStrike, a u vas kakie premii dajut v chestj novogo goda ? __________________ stop your eyes from flowing out

Dec 29, 2006, 10:46	#8
ByTheWay User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Yerevan Posts: 883 Rep Power: 3 Reputation: 33	Detailed CV Actual Job Application APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It ****ed. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise. SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising. __________________ stop your eyes from flowing out

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Technical Support Specialist - M-Possible CJSC	Rub	Jobs	0	Apr 17, 2006 11:35
Translator needed	Фиби	Jobs	20	Dec 22, 2005 07:07
HVAC Specialist / GAS AMA	PsilocybeLarvae	Jobs	0	Jul 14, 2004 15:27