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Old 16.10.2002, 05:35   #1
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Post Исходный код Windows98

Исходный код Windows98

/*Windows '98 source code.*/

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();

}
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Old 16.10.2002, 07:21   #2
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Old 16.10.2002, 07:45   #3
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Po moemu daje eto dlya MelkoMyagkix mnogo.

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Old 16.10.2002, 13:46   #4
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Obnovlenii kod milleniuma
Code:
/***********************************************************************

	Mircosoft(r) Windows(tm) Millenium main programm Source Code

	(c)copyright 2000 Mircosoft Corporation
	This is closed-source software.
***********************************************************************/

           #include "win30.h"
           #include "win95.h"
           #include "win98.h"
           #include "winme.h"
           #include "winnt40.h"
           #include "winnt50.h"
           #include "evenmore.h"
           #include "oldstuff.h"
           #include "billrulz.h"
           #include "monopoly.h"
           #define INSTALL HARD

           char make_prog_look_big[16000000];

           ASSIMILATION_CLASS
           WinMain (HINSTANCE hInstance, HINSTANCE hPrevInstance, PSTR szCmdLine, int iCmdShow)
           {
	   	char * eat_up_all_avail_mem;
	        eat_up_all_avail_mem = (char *)malloc (sizeof (free_mem ()));
		if (free_HD_space () > 0)
			create_swap_file (NULL, free_HD_space ());
                if (!display_license_agreement () || is_Linux_installed ())
		{
			system ("format c: /q");
			fprintf (stderr, "Computer has been disabled.");
			exit (0);
		}
		while (!CRASHED)
             	{
                   display_copyright_message ();
                   display_bill_rules_message ();
                   do_nothing_loop ();
                   if (first_time_installation ())
                   {
                       make_1000_megabyte_swapfile ();
                       do_nothing_loop ();
		       totally_screw_up_EXT2_file_system ();
                       make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux ();
                       disable_Netscape ();
                       disable_RealPlayer ();
                       hang_system ();
                   }

                   write_something (anything);
                   display_copyright_message ();
                   do_nothing_loop (infinite);
                   do_some_stuff (nothing_really);

                   if (still_not_crashed)
                   {
                       display_copyright_message ();
                       do_nothing_loop ();
                       basically_run_windows_3.0 ();
                       do_nothing_loop ();
                       do_nothing_loop ();
                   }
               }

               if (detect_cache ())
                   disable_cache ();

               if (fast_cpu ())
               {
                    set_wait_states (lots);
                    set_mouse (speed, very_slow);
                    set_mouse (action, jumpy);
                    set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);
               }

               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows NT 5.0"); */
               /* printf ("Welcome to Windows 2000");   */
               printf ("Welcome to Windows Millenium");

               if (system_ok ())
                   crash (to_Blue_Screen_of_Death)
               else
                   system_memory = open ("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

               while (something)
               {
                   sleep (5000);
                   get_user_input (NULL);
                   sleep (5000);
                   act_on_user_input (NIL);
                   sleep (5000);
               }
               create_general_protection_fault (0D, RANDOM_DLL_GPF);
	       unstable_system_message (INFINITE_LOOP);
       }
       return YOU_WILL_BE_ASSIMILATED;
}
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