Joke: A project manager, a software developer, and a technical writer

[Hrach_Techie]

A project manager, a software developer, and a technical writer are
driving down the road when the car they are traveling in gets a flat
tyre. The three men try to solve the problem.

The project manager says, "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes, we'll
reach our destination."

Like all the restless aficionados of the world, this one too wanted to
reach his destination within no time.

The software developer bluntly says, "First of all, let's turn off the
engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."

The developers, like always, seem to implement all their theories at
one go (Gosh!)

The technical writer dismisses all arguments and shouts, "Here, now
shut up and listen, we have the driver's guide. I can easily replace
the flat tyre and continue our drive."

That's like a typical Technical Writer we know, pepped up and street
smart.

And they drove happily again!

[SUNSHINE]

In addition to this joke, let me bring some more funny examples of how to resolve your computer problems by means of poems.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the above doesn't help with your computer troubles, perhaps this will.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the ****er's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Dr. Seuss, а technical writer