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Queen Elisabeth I Against the Spanish Armada

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One of the most powerful women who ever lived was Queen Elizabeth I of England (1533-1603). She was the daughter of King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, and was known as the Virgin Queen or Good Queen Bess. She was 25 years old when she became Queen and ruled England for 44 years until age 69. She was tall and slender with fair skin and had curly red hair.
In the 1500s there was an ongoing rivalry on the sea between the ships of England and Spain over control of trade in the New World. King Philip II of Spain decided to settle the question and put an end to English attacks on his ships by invading and conquering England. Philip assembled a huge fleet of warships known as the Spanish Armada and in 1588 sailed into the English Channel.
Below are the words Elizabeth spoke when she visited her troops in the field as they prepared for battle. During the nine-day battle, the smaller, more maneuverable English ships met the Spanish Armada and inflicted terrible losses. The Spanish ships that escaped the English ran into bad weather and only a few returned to Spain. Following the defeat of the Spanish Armada, England became the dominant world power and remained so for centuries.
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My loving people, we have been persuaded by some, that are careful of our safety, to take heed how we commit ourselves to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you, I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear; I have always so behaved myself that, under God, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good will of my subjects. And therefore I amcome amongst you at this time, not as for my recreation or sport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all; to lay down, for my God, and for my kingdom, and for my people, my honor and my blood, even the dust. I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too; and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realms: to which, rather than any dishonor should grow by me, I myself will take up arms; I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know already, by your forwardness, that you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, on the word of a prince, they shall be duly paid you. In the mean my lieutenant general shall be in my stead, than whom never prince commanded a more noble and worthy subject; not doubting by your obedience to my general, by your concord in the camp, and by your valor in the field, we shall shortly have a famous victory over the enemies of my God, of my kingdom, and of my people.

Elizabeth I of England - 1588
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Знаменитые речи - скорее по части риторики, чем литературы.
Да и по содержанию они ближе к общественно-политическим разделам.

Я солидарен с Acid-ом i Arth-Gwyr-ом: политические речи - не материал для литературного уголка.

Но раз уж тут ссылаются на литературные приемы в речи Черчилля...

Пусть пока останется здесь. Но: при малейшем отклонении от обсуждений литературных достоинств данных речей топик будет перенесен в другой раздел.

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1. Ընդհանրացումներ Հայաստանում տեղի ունեցող մակարդակի անկման մասին՝ ելնելով նրանից, որ Գրական Անկյունում չեն ողջունվում անգլերեն լեզվով գրված քաղաքական ճառերը... Նման դատողությունները համարում եմ անհիմն ու վիրավորական:

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Տվյալ ֆորումում ընդհանուր մակարդակն անհամեմատ ավելի բարձր է, քան Հայաստանի բնակիչների միջին մակարդակը: Գրական անկյունում մարդիկ առնվազն զրուցում են գրականությունից եւ փորձում են ստեղծագործել՝ հավայի տինտիրիտներ անելու փոխարեն:
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Знаменитые речи - скорее по части риторики, чем литературы.
Да и по содержанию они ближе к общественно-политическим разделам.

Я солидарен с Acid-ом i Arth-Gwyr-ом: политические речи - не материал для литературного уголка.

Но раз уж тут ссылаются на литературные приемы в речи Черчилля...

Пусть пока останется здесь. Но: при малейшем отклонении от обсуждений литературных достоинств данных речей топик будет перенесен в другой раздел.

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1. Ընդհանրացումներ Հայաստանում տեղի ունեցող մակարդակի անկման մասին՝ ելնելով նրանից, որ Գրական Անկյունում չեն ողջունվում անգլերեն լեզվով գրված քաղաքական ճառերը... Նման դատողությունները համարում եմ անհիմն ու վիրավորական:

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Տվյալ ֆորումում ընդհանուր մակարդակն անհամեմատ ավելի բարձր է, քան Հայաստանի բնակիչների միջին մակարդակը: Գրական անկյունում մարդիկ առնվազն զրուցում են գրականությունից եւ փորձում են ստեղծագործել՝ հավայի տինտիրիտներ անելու փոխարեն:
Inchqan es haskanum em, ays forumum 'kaxardakan' ev tarorinak baner en katarvum. Mardik irenc pahum en bavakanin tarorinak ev agresiv.

Es chem tesnum vorev e' barduyt ayn banum vor Eg'izabet' taguhu ev paron Cherchili ch'arere teg'akayvac' lineyn dzer bajnum Recon, qanzi es mtadir ei qennarkel grakan harcer. Bayc nman taorinak verabermunke indz stipec entercem naxord grarumnere, orinak paron Presteri het kapvac ev es irav shat zamaca ayn bani vra vor pastoren dzer forumi masnakicneri mi zgalo mas bavakanin tget e' kronakan, p'ilop'ayakan giteliqneri arumov. Avelin, endhanur makardake aynkan cac'er e vor dzvar te hnaravor e nman metnolortum shbvel hetakerkir mardkanc het.
Pastoren vomanq irenc pahum en inchpes gazazac' kentaniner, voronq hardzakvum en tcankacac' andzi vra vori ashxarahayacqe'' tarbervum e' irenc patkeracumneric.

Yes avelin zarmaca erb nkateci wr Haykakan forumum bavakanin anbaroyakan temanerov azat qennarkumner en entanum kananc nerkayutyamb. Aravel eves es nkateci, vor tg'anere kanac nerkayut'yamb qennarkum en shat yurahatuk seksual temaner. Aravel evs es lurj zarmank apreci erb nkateci, vor ays forumum amusnakan zyqer kan, ev ayn vor amusinnere handurzhum ayn vor irenc kananc nerkayutyamb irenc c'anot enkernere kam forumi masnakicnere artahaytvum en bavakanin anharir lezvov, ev qennarkum en bavakanin anbaro temaner shat tarorinak kerpov!!! Da shat e' ap'cexnum ev.

Ch'ishtn asac bavakanin lurj zezvank arajacav.
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Интересно, почему у графа Меттерниха лицо А. Дюма-отца?
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Интересно, почему у графа Меттерниха лицо А. Дюма-отца?
Chei spasum vor Duq c'anot et ayd nkarin.
De tog' da mna im poker gaxtniqe.
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Chei spasum vor Duq c'anot et ayd nkarin.
De tog' da mna im poker gaxtniqe.
Lav, togh mna.

PS По причине отсутствия у редакции фотографии Милен Демонжо
печатаем фото Нонны Мордюковой. (c)
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Lav, togh mna.

PS По причине отсутствия у редакции фотографии Милен Демонжо
печатаем фото Нонны Мордюковой. (c)
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Inchqan es haskanum em, ays forumum 'kaxardakan' ev tarorinak baner en katarvum. Mardik irenc pahum en bavakanin tarorinak ev agresiv.

Es chem tesnum vorev e' barduyt ayn banum vor Eg'izabet' taguhu ev paron Cherchili ch'arere teg'akayvac' lineyn dzer bajnum Recon, qanzi es mtadir ei qennarkel grakan harcer. Bayc nman taorinak verabermunke indz stipec entercem naxord grarumnere, orinak paron Presteri het kapvac ev es irav shat zamaca ayn bani vra vor pastoren dzer forumi masnakicneri mi zgalo mas bavakanin tget e' kronakan, p'ilop'ayakan giteliqneri arumov. Avelin, endhanur makardake aynkan cac'er e vor dzvar te hnaravor e nman metnolortum shbvel hetakerkir mardkanc het.
Pastoren vomanq irenc pahum en inchpes gazazac' kentaniner, voronq hardzakvum en tcankacac' andzi vra vori ashxarahayacqe'' tarbervum e' irenc patkeracumneric.

Yes avelin zarmaca erb nkateci wr Haykakan forumum bavakanin anbaroyakan temanerov azat qennarkumner en entanum kananc nerkayutyamb. Aravel eves es nkateci, vor tg'anere kanac nerkayut'yamb qennarkum en shat yurahatuk seksual temaner. Aravel evs es lurj zarmank apreci erb nkateci, vor ays forumum amusnakan zyqer kan, ev ayn vor amusinnere handurzhum ayn vor irenc kananc nerkayutyamb irenc c'anot enkernere kam forumi masnakicnere artahaytvum en bavakanin anharir lezvov, ev qennarkum en bavakanin anbaro temaner shat tarorinak kerpov!!! Da shat e' ap'cexnum ev.

Ch'ishtn asac bavakanin lurj zezvank arajacav.

Ну что я могу сказать?

Отрицательный реп дал.

User Infraction в действии попробовал, благополучно накинув одно штрафное очко за этот гениальный пост.

И вообще - если тут собрались исключительно необразованные, нетолерантные люди, которые не знают богословия и философии, но вольно в присутствии дам обсуждают сексуальные вопросы (как следует из данного поста), то что же вы тут делаете, милейший?
Чего вы мучаете себя и остальных? Не ходите в наш садик, и дело с концом.
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Es moracel ei vor Namus bar'e'' uni Turqakan c'agumnabanut'yun.
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Ayd bare mijin asiakan c’agumnabanut’yun uni, Parsiknere ayn teg’ic en vercrel.
Tukqere mijin asiakan ceg’ en ev bnakanabar Namusi krog’e.
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Ayd bare mijin asiakan c’agumnabanut’yun uni, Parsiknere ayn teg’ic en vercrel.
Tukqere mijin asiakan ceg’ en ev bnakanabar Namusi krog’e.
Говорят вам Иранского происхождения, значит Иранского происхождения. Что вы спорите? Предъявите источники где упоминается что это слово Среднеазиатского (например Таджикского) происхождения ?
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