Type Of Girls

PsilocybeLarvae · 19.04.2005, 07:03

HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose Type Of Girls

**Hans Andersen** · 19.04.2005, 07:16

windows girls own

Hrach_Techie · 19.04.2005, 07:29

Interesting discussion. For me, more than Virus and other Hardware girls, Screensaver girls are probably the biggest asset. One should just remember that Screensaver Girls've a huge user base and application.

Sevana · 19.04.2005, 20:09

Hrach jan I think that you are a play boy , I can just imagine what type of girls you have for screensavers in your PC.

Hrach_Techie · 20.04.2005, 15:30

I expect you wouldn't like those girls ^

juss kidding

Red Stone · 20.04.2005, 16:23

I protest against this thread with all my energy!

I was taught that

Quote:

computers are very stupid machines that compute very fast

So comparing girls wih computers or their spare parts...

unless you mean blondies...

no offence for the blondes of this forum!...

besides... they wouldn't understand what I wrote...

You know what? Neither did I!

Sevana · 21.04.2005, 00:09

Hrach I might surprise you my friend , how do you know that I am not one of those girls ?
Red stone I am not blonde but did not understand what you are trying to say either , I think you are raising us females above computers , if so thank you

19.04.2005, 07:03	#1
PsilocybeLarvae the happiest girl Join Date: 02 2002 Location: Yerevan Posts: 2,523 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 63 \| 4	Type Of Girls HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose Type Of Girls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

19.04.2005, 07:16	#2
Hans Andersen the mochinger Join Date: 02 2002 Location: Paranoid Android, @10:50 Age: 41 Posts: 1,894 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 204 \| 4	windows girls own Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

19.04.2005, 07:29	#3
Hrach_Techie ★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Join Date: 08 2004 Location: London, UK Age: 42 Posts: 16,531 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 482 \| 7	Interesting discussion. For me, more than Virus and other Hardware girls, Screensaver girls are probably the biggest asset. One should just remember that Screensaver Girls've a huge user base and application. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Last edited by Hrach_Techie; 19.04.2005 at 07:52.

19.04.2005, 20:09	#4
Sevana Студент Join Date: 09 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 387 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 30 \| 4	Hrach jan I think that you are a play boy , I can just imagine what type of girls you have for screensavers in your PC. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

20.04.2005, 15:30	#5
Hrach_Techie ★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Join Date: 08 2004 Location: London, UK Age: 42 Posts: 16,531 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 482 \| 7	I expect you wouldn't like those girls ^ juss kidding Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

21.04.2005, 00:09	#7
Sevana Студент Join Date: 09 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 387 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 30 \| 4	Hrach I might surprise you my friend , how do you know that I am not one of those girls ? Red stone I am not blonde but did not understand what you are trying to say either , I think you are raising us females above computers , if so thank you Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Last edited by Sevana; 21.04.2005 at 04:13.