Being on the safe side

Red Stone · 15.06.2005, 20:14

Hi!

This one was whispered in Prague, after what was called in the west the Prague Spring. Prague was occupied by soviet troops.

A guy enters a police station and says:
- Comrade Commissioner! A swiss soldier stole my russian watch!
The commissioner took off his hat, rubbed his head, and said in a very paternal way, breathing cleverness (as any cop in the world) from all his holes:
- You mean a russian soldier stole your swiss watch!
Our hero replied:
- You said it, comrade! I didn't!

Cheers!

15.06.2005, 20:14	#1
Red Stone Provocative Join Date: 09 2002 Location: Ilha dos Amores Posts: 1,491 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 157 \| 4	Being on the safe side Hi! This one was whispered in Prague, after what was called in the west the Prague Spring. Prague was occupied by soviet troops. A guy enters a police station and says: - Comrade Commissioner! A swiss soldier stole my russian watch! The commissioner took off his hat, rubbed his head, and said in a very paternal way, breathing cleverness (as any cop in the world) from all his holes: - You mean a russian soldier stole your swiss watch! Our hero replied: - You said it, comrade! I didn't! Cheers! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Red Stone J'ai besoin de toi, De tes mains sur moi, De ton corps doux et chaud, J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante