Physicians and Veterinarians

Red Stone · 18.06.2005, 22:28

In the good old days, when there were just a few hospitals, and physicians were spread all over the country, in a certain rural area there were one physician and a veterinarian who hated each other, cause each one thought he knew much more about medicine than the other.

One day the veterinarium went seriously ill, and much against his internal will was forced to call the physician.

The physician enters the veterinarian bedroom and trying to show his good intentions, said with a friendly smile:

- Well my dear colleague, tell me about your complaints!
- What? I don't ask the cows where it hurts! Find it for yourself!

The physician didn't say any more words, and started examining the patient thoroughly. After a good half an hour of examination, took his things and walked to the bedroom door. The veterinarium asked:

- Hey! What's your diagnosis?

The physician didn't reply and left the bedroom in his way to the living room, where he sat down and wrote a prescription, which he handed to the vet's wife, saying:

- Please go to the pharmacy and buy those pills. Give him two of them each 12 hours. If he doesn't get better within one week, send him for slaughtering!

Sevana · 19.06.2005, 06:24

(If he doesnt get better within one week ,send him for slautering)
We all have to make last minute decisions on the job , even if it's not what the patient wants

lightontheshore · 19.06.2005, 08:36

18.06.2005, 22:28	#1
Red Stone Provocative Join Date: 09 2002 Location: Ilha dos Amores Posts: 1,491 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 157 \| 4	Physicians and Veterinarians In the good old days, when there were just a few hospitals, and physicians were spread all over the country, in a certain rural area there were one physician and a veterinarian who hated each other, cause each one thought he knew much more about medicine than the other. One day the veterinarium went seriously ill, and much against his internal will was forced to call the physician. The physician enters the veterinarian bedroom and trying to show his good intentions, said with a friendly smile: - Well my dear colleague, tell me about your complaints! - What? I don't ask the cows where it hurts! Find it for yourself! The physician didn't say any more words, and started examining the patient thoroughly. After a good half an hour of examination, took his things and walked to the bedroom door. The veterinarium asked: - Hey! What's your diagnosis? The physician didn't reply and left the bedroom in his way to the living room, where he sat down and wrote a prescription, which he handed to the vet's wife, saying: - Please go to the pharmacy and buy those pills. Give him two of them each 12 hours. If he doesn't get better within one week, send him for slaughtering! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Red Stone J'ai besoin de toi, De tes mains sur moi, De ton corps doux et chaud, J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante

19.06.2005, 06:24	#2
Sevana Студент Join Date: 09 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 387 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 30 \| 4	(If he doesnt get better within one week ,send him for slautering) We all have to make last minute decisions on the job , even if it's not what the patient wants Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Last edited by Sevana; 19.06.2005 at 06:34.

19.06.2005, 08:36	#3
lightontheshore poor misguided fool Join Date: 03 2005 Location: Yerevan Age: 34 Posts: 606 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 6 \| 0	Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter