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Provocative Join Date: 09 2002 Location: Ilha dos Amores
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In a small town within the countryside, a man goes to the pharmacy and asks for Viagra. The clerk hands him a box and the customer leaves without paying: - It's just the time for making some shopping at the butcher just accross the street and I'll come to pay. OK? - OK! The chemist looks through the shop-window, watching the guy. This one enters the butcher: - Two Cutlets, please. I'm going to the bakery and come back for paying. OK? He takes the meat and goes to the bakery: - Good morning! Could you give me two baguettes? I'll make a quick jump to the grocer and come back in a minute. OK? The same procedure with the grocer. He comes out, enters his car and leaves. In the meantime in the pharmacy, a new customer comes in and asks: - I would like a box of Viagra. But first please give me your opinion. Does it really work? - Listen my friend, it's absolutely guaranteed. Five minutes ago a customer came in, took it, and in these five minutes managed f*cking the grocer, the baker, the butcher, and myself! ![]() ![]() ![]()
__________________ Red Stone J'ai besoin de toi, De tes mains sur moi, De ton corps doux et chaud, J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante |
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poor misguided fool Join Date: 03 2005 Location: Yerevan Age: 34
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the mochinger Join Date: 02 2002 Location: Paranoid Android, @10:50 Age: 41
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