Unusual funeral

Red Stone · 27.06.2006, 22:37

Once upon a time...

Quote:

George sees a funeral passing by the street, a very unusual funeral indeed:

At the head he saw a coffin. Some steps behind, another coffin. Another couple of steps a man, alone holding a collar that had at the other end a pitbull. Finally behind the man with the dog a long queue of men (no women visible).

Not being able to keep the curiosity for himself George approached the man with the dog and said:

- I'm sorry for your loss... but... I've never seen a funeral like this... Could you please tell me who died?

- Well... my wife is in the first coffin.

- Oh! I'm awfully sorry! What happened to her?

- My dog... he attacked her...

- That's a tragedy!... And the second coffin?

- It's my mother-in-law's. She tried to save her daughter...

A long silence followed. Both men look each other in the eyes. Then George asks:

- Will you lend me your dog please?

- Get in the queue!

Cheers!

PsilocybeLarvae · 28.06.2006, 04:18

Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border?

PsilocybeLarvae · 28.06.2006, 04:20

p.s. I like your signature

**Hans Andersen** · 28.06.2006, 06:14

roooofl

)))

Red Stone · 28.06.2006, 12:47

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Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae

p.s. I like your signature

Thanks! I like it too... obviously. Don't translate it as it would loose its beauty in another language...

Jasy · 28.06.2006, 13:09

Red Stone, that was a good one!

Thanks

Red Stone · 28.06.2006, 14:48

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Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae

Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border?

Jokes are a part of humour and as such have no borders! Only dictators don't like humour because they know that it can undermine their power!

Red Stone · 28.06.2006, 14:49

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Originally Posted by Jasy

Red Stone, that was a good one!

Thanks

Just show a bad one coming from me!

RoseThorn · 13.07.2006, 19:29

Hmm, well, I am personally too sick from these Armenian "kin/zokanch" jokes. Enough already! Vayy..
Let me think: would secure men be that sensitive on the subject of mother-in-law? And, I wonder ~

28.06.2006, 04:18	#2
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28.06.2006, 04:20	#3
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Hans Andersen the mochinger Join Date: 02 2002 Location: Paranoid Android, @10:50 Age: 41 Posts: 1,894 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 204 \| 4	Re: Unusual funeral roooofl))) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

28.06.2006, 13:09	#6
Jasy Дошкольник Join Date: 02 2006 Location: Bonn, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 88 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 15 \| 0	Re: Unusual funeral Red Stone, that was a good one! Thanks Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

13.07.2006, 19:29	#9
RoseThorn Младенец Join Date: 07 2006 Location: USA Age: 40 Posts: 7 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0 Reputation: 0 \| 0	Re: Unusual funeral Hmm, well, I am personally too sick from these Armenian "kin/zokanch" jokes. Enough already! Vayy.. Let me think: would secure men be that sensitive on the subject of mother-in-law? And, I wonder ~ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter