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What does the hot girl at the party think of your programming language?
Imagine, if you will, a hypothetical situation. It involves a geek talking to a hot girl at a party, so already we can guess that it is very hypothetical. The geek has been making small talk for a little while, and after quickly running out of material about the weather and the music that is playing he reaches for the old cliché:
Geek: "So what do you do?"
Hot Girl: "Well, during the day I work at a shelter for injured native wild-life and on weekends I dance in a cage at the Viper Room."
Hot Girl: "And what about you?"
Geek: "I'm a ________ programmer for a small software company."
:where ________ stands for the programming language that you work in. Now obviously the mere mention of computer programming has already got the hot girl searching through her in-memory database for a quick excuse to start talking to someone else. But ________ will determine just how quickly she is going to run away and affect your chances of being able to change the subject before she does.
To help educate the nerd public on this issue I have interviewed 500 bikini models and asked for their impressions of some common programming languages. Here are the results:
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