Join Date: 09 2002
Location: Ilha dos Amores
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| | Updates to Employee Manual
Here is another one:
SORRY, BUT THE ECONOMY IS TOUGH AND WE ALL MUST DO OUR PART!! |
Updated Employee Handbook Effective immediately....
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary.
If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially; and therefore, you do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes; and therefore, you do not need a raise.
If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
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