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PsilocybeLarvae 28.03.2005 13:44

A Perfect Man and A Perfect Woman
 
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.


One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress.


Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their perfect vehicle.


Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving
conditions deteriorated.
The perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:


The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
perfect man.




**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.


**** Men keep scrolling. ****




































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.


**** Men keep scrolling ****

























By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point:

W o m e n n e v e r l i s t e n

Red Stone 28.03.2005 14:22

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
My dear PsilocybeLarvae! You're the PERFECT WOMAN!http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/k/peepwall.gif

Sevana 28.03.2005 14:30

I am searching for the (perfect ) reply PsilocybeLarvae, LOL

PsilocybeLarvae 29.03.2005 14:27

yeah, right, go ahead make fun out of me :) :D

Hrach_Techie 29.03.2005 15:47

http://www.greenstar.org/butterflies...n-the-Wall.htm

Sevana 29.03.2005 16:17

No No PislocybeLarvae I am not loughing at you ,I am loughing with you . I think this is brillient and I truley wanted to say some thing perfect but I couldnt

Red Stone 29.03.2005 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae
yeah, right, go ahead make fun out of me :) :D

I don't make fun of you. Just played... and I only play with people I like! :hug:


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