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PsilocybeLarvae 19.04.2005 07:03

Type Of Girls
HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose Type Of Girls

Hans Andersen 19.04.2005 07:16

windows girls own

Hrach_Techie 19.04.2005 07:29

Interesting discussion. For me, more than Virus and other Hardware girls, Screensaver girls are probably the biggest asset. One should just remember that Screensaver Girls've a huge user base and application.

Sevana 19.04.2005 20:09

Hrach jan I think that you are a play boy , I can just imagine what type of girls you have for screensavers in your PC.

Hrach_Techie 20.04.2005 15:30

I expect you wouldn't like those girls ^;) juss kidding :)

Red Stone 20.04.2005 16:23

I protest against this thread with all my energy!

I was taught that

computers are very stupid machines that compute very fast
So comparing girls wih computers or their spare parts... :devil: unless you mean blondies... :bobo: no offence for the blondes of this forum!... :bow: besides... they wouldn't understand what I wrote... :crackup: You know what? Neither did I! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Sevana 21.04.2005 00:09

Hrach I might surprise you my friend , how do you know that I am not one of those girls ?
Red stone I am not blonde but did not understand what you are trying to say either , I think you are raising us females above computers , if so thank you

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