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Red Stone 27.06.2006 22:37

Unusual funeral
 
Once upon a time...
Quote:

George sees a funeral passing by the street, a very unusual funeral indeed:

At the head he saw a coffin. Some steps behind, another coffin. Another couple of steps a man, alone holding a collar that had at the other end a pitbull. Finally behind the man with the dog a long queue of men (no women visible).

Not being able to keep the curiosity for himself George approached the man with the dog and said:

- I'm sorry for your loss... but... I've never seen a funeral like this... Could you please tell me who died?

- Well... my wife is in the first coffin.

- Oh! I'm awfully sorry! What happened to her?

- My dog... he attacked her...

- That's a tragedy!... And the second coffin?

- It's my mother-in-law's. She tried to save her daughter...

A long silence followed. Both men look each other in the eyes. Then George asks:

- Will you lend me your dog please?

- Get in the queue!
Cheers!

PsilocybeLarvae 28.06.2006 04:18

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border? ;)

PsilocybeLarvae 28.06.2006 04:20

Re: Unusual funeral
 
p.s. I like your signature :p

Hans Andersen 28.06.2006 06:14

Re: Unusual funeral
 
roooofl:))))

Red Stone 28.06.2006 12:47

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae
p.s. I like your signature :p

Thanks! I like it too... obviously. Don't translate it as it would loose its beauty in another language...;)

Jasy 28.06.2006 13:09

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Red Stone, that was a good one!:super: Thanks:)

Red Stone 28.06.2006 14:48

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae
Red Stone, we have a very similar joke in Armenia. Isn't it funny how some jokes have no border? ;)

Jokes are a part of humour and as such have no borders! Only dictators don't like humour because they know that it can undermine their power!:spin:

Red Stone 28.06.2006 14:49

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasy
Red Stone, that was a good one!:super: Thanks:)

Just show a bad one coming from me!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

RoseThorn 13.07.2006 19:29

Re: Unusual funeral
 
Hmm, well, I am personally too sick from these Armenian "kin/zokanch" jokes. Enough already! Vayy..
Let me think: would secure men be that sensitive on the subject of mother-in-law? And, I wonder ~ :)


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