Sayings and proverbs

[alice]

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

If you find your friend on the sofa at home with your wife, you had better sell the sofa.

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

If women were really good, God would be married.

Love is like butter -- it's good with bread.

A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end--and in the meantime it is good to drink a sip of vodka.

If I am a gentleman and you are a gentleman, who will milk the cow?

You cannot write down a meaningful silence.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.

Always tell the truth in the form of a joke.

When you reach the top, keep climbing.

He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

[nucleusfermi]

Though I might have the other view around for a few of them yet they display a good array of meaning and essence of many people's experiences.

[Sevana]

I love your Sayings and Proverbs Alice , where did you find them ? the most important one in my opinion is
When you reach the top , keep climbing .

[alice]

Thank you Sevana. Here is more.


Pissing in your shoes won't keep your feet warm for long.

Love your neighbor, even if he plays the trombone.

Nothing wipes your tears away but your own hand.

When we are at our happiest, then it is best to leave and go home.

The hunter who always comes home with meat is a thief.

Let no one look into your heart or into your purse.

The blind person never fears ghosts.

Even the one-eyed man winks to women.

giving credit where credit is due.

[Sevana]

Thank you Alice , but I still would like to know where you found those saying , some are so funny and some are so true in life .

[Red Stone]

Thanks, Alice in the Wonderland!

Let me add this on I just read in another forum:

Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.

The next one is mine, all mine:

Better never than late!

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by Sevana

Thank you Alice , but I still would like to know where you found those saying , some are so funny and some are so true in life .

My dear Sevana, the link published by Alice lands on a site in Russian, and there we are both lost...

[Red Stone]

Sorry... I couldn't resist to this one:

The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train.

Cheers!

[Sevana]

I love it Red Stone , good one , missed you all

[MikeV]

Don`t cry that it's over, be happy that it happened!

[tyduzz11]

Got some revision, instead of “always tell the truth in the form of joke” why not make it “mockery always told in a form of joke” (that’s what I observed on people around me...LOL).