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28.06.2006, 21:21
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A drunken man and the Pope
Following to the Red_Stone's joke, here is another one:
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A drunken man, smelling heavily of beer sat down on a tube train next to a Priest.
The man's tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of whiskey was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, and lack of bathing."
The drunk muttered his response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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28.06.2006, 21:23
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28.06.2006, 21:58
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Love it , LOL
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28.06.2006, 22:26
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28.06.2006, 22:30
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Re: A drunken man and the Pope
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Originally Posted by Red Stone
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Well, it's your shadow on me to blame, magister!  
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29.06.2006, 08:41
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Re: A drunken man and the Pope
New Neighbours
New Neighbours A Waterford wife was keeping a close eye on her new neighbours. "They seem perfectly devoted to each other," she told her husband.
He kisses her every time he goes out and even blows kisses to her from the window. Why don't you do that?"
"I hardly know the woman"
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29.06.2006, 09:04
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just as it is
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29.06.2006, 09:31
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Re: A drunken man and the Pope
loool, rofl
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29.06.2006, 11:40
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Originally Posted by Jasy
"I hardly know the woman"
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Stupid fellow! The only things to know is breast-waist-hip... and just a look does it... 
Another good one, Jasy! 
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29.06.2006, 11:42
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Re: A drunken man and the Pope
But you must agree he answered honestly  
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