Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers
Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old, hateful little dog
Free Puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog
Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog
German Shepherd: Neutered, speaks German, free
Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat..been out a while..better be
rewarded
Nice Parachute: Never opened, used once
Open House Body Shapers Toning Salon: free coffee & donuts
For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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So much good, so much evil. Just add water. (c)
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