Dancing like a camel.

[itsmelisa]

It was in evening party, where persons were invited to dance.
A woman choose a partner and while dancing, the man told her that he seems to be in the desert (as he was fascinate by the lady).

The lady answers that she noticed that he was dancing like a camel.


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- Lisa

[ByTheWay]

It's nice to see you Melisa !!!
don't you think that the lady wasn't politcorrect ?

[hex]

куда уехал цирк ?

[hope2cu.com]

funny!!!

[ByTheWay]

Originally Posted by hex

куда уехал цирк ?

It's should be translated: "Anybody seen Circus ?"

[itsmelisa]

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume,
she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"


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- Lisa

www.ONLYBESTJOKES.COM

[Hrach_Techie]

Originally Posted by itsmelisa

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume,
she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"


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- Lisa

www.ONLYBESTJOKES.COM

a rent-a-wife would work for the guy better in the long run ..

[Anouk]

- Why does six hate seven?
- Cos' seven eight nine ....

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by itsmelisa

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume,
she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

Worst than that are the cheap perfums!