Rock around... the living

[Red Stone]

Hi!

What if a rock, a big one, landed on your livingroom?

[Moonlight]

i'd make a statue

[Hrach_Techie]

I'd make lots of money by letting tourists meet with the stone for $ 25 the entrance ...

[PsilocybeLarvae]

perfect landing, next to armchair.. how comfortable

[Hrach_Techie]

The airport was closed because of the snow, so it had to land in the neighbouring house. What would happen if it landed in their bed at night?

[Astro]

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

The airport was closed because of the snow, so it had to land in the neighbouring house. What would happen if it landed in their bed at night?

Then I would have made even more money by letting people worship there

[Hrach_Techie]

Originally Posted by Astro

Then I would have made even more money by letting people worship there

a Stonehenge in a bed for people to have their rites of worship there crackup: deal!!! We could even open a store in the back door and sell off the old furniture and electric appliances as objects of worship to make room for the latest models.

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

The airport was closed because of the snow, so it had to land in the neighbouring house. What would happen if it landed in their bed at night?

Hmmm... I suspect there was no snow and you closed the airport... I need to find the reason why you did so... Any clues?

[Hrach_Techie]

Originally Posted by Red Stone

Hmmm... I suspect there was no snow and you closed the airport... I need to find the reason why you did so... Any clues?

the reason is just my immagination it takes me everywhere I've never been to before but there's also the bitter reality that draws me back down to earth and proves the Einstein's quote regarding logics and knowledge ... there's no logic in what I said herein it's just my imagination and as a matter of fact it's more important than knowledge because to me knowlede is a limitted thing in fact

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by Moonlight

i'd make a statue

Brilliant... and touching solution!

[PsilocybeLarvae]

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

the reason is just my immagination it takes me everywhere I've never been to before but there's also the bitter reality that draws me back down to earth and proves the Einstein's quote regarding logics and knowledge ... there's no logic in what I said herein it's just my imagination and as a matter of fact it's more important than knowledge because to me knowlede is a limitted thing in fact

With all respect to Mr. Einstein, I suggest you open a new topic about knowledge vs. imagination

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

the reason is just my immagination it takes me everywhere I've never been to before but there's also the bitter reality that draws me back down to earth and proves the Einstein's quote regarding logics and knowledge ... there's no logic in what I said herein it's just my imagination and as a matter of fact it's more important than knowledge because to me knowlede is a limitted thing in fact

So... you want to convince me that you managed closing the airport X just using the power of your imagination??? Hmmm... I'll wait for other theories...

[Hrach_Techie]

Originally Posted by Red Stone

So... you want to convince me that you managed closing the airport X just using the power of your imagination??? Hmmm... I'll wait for other theories...

Well, you gave me a hard assignment .. if i say it's just because airports use Microsoft products it would hardly convince you because it's an old joke ... what if I say I love German food and beer - german beer is the überbier no it does not ic ... because it does not neccessarily mean that if we wanna consider beer as a food, then the Germans simply can't be a match because portuguese beer is the serveza (unaware of the portuguese equivalent for the word - forgive me my inaccuracy) #1??? hmmm ... what if this stone knew beforehand that in this god damned airport they do not have its favorite spanish paella and tapas in the restaurant and it decided to land in the bed of the neighboring house thus to overcome despair ... does this convince you ? at least it did convince me that I can sometimes be like Lewis Caroll

[Red Stone]

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

Well, you gave me a hard assignment .. if i say it's just because airports use Microsoft products it would hardly convince you because it's an old joke ...

Well I didn't know that joke... Besides I wouldn't believe! If it were true, a half of planes would crash...

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

what if I say I love German food and beer - german beer is the überbier

Muenchen is not bad, but I prefer Duisburg or Dortmund! They are the best in the world!

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

no it does not ic ... because it does not neccessarily mean that if we wanna consider beer as a food

What a holy confusion! Beer as food? Not even bear!

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

then the Germans simply can't be a match because portuguese beer is the serveza (unaware of the portuguese equivalent for the word - forgive me my inaccuracy)

The portuguese beer (cerveja) is acceptable, but rubbish when compared with those I quoted above! On the other hand if you talk about wine, then it's exactly the other way round!

Originally Posted by Hrach_Techie

what if this stone knew beforehand that in this god damned airport they do not have its favorite spanish paella and tapas in the restaurant and it decided to land in the bed of the neighboring house thus to overcome despair ... does this convince you ? at least it did convince me that I can sometimes be like Lewis Caroll

Now we have a stone (not a red one) that "knows", and "likes" paella... Hmmm... I suspect it's some more or less direct provokation... Portugal... Spain... cordial ennemies... Hmmm... Anyway we have a say: "From Spain nor good wind neither good marriage!"

No! You didn't convince me! Unless you wanted to say that you were drunk when you closed the airport!