Type Of Girls
Old 19.04.2005, 07:03   #1
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HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose Type Of Girls
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Old 19.04.2005, 07:16   #2
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windows girls own
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Old 19.04.2005, 07:29   #3
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Interesting discussion. For me, more than Virus and other Hardware girls, Screensaver girls are probably the biggest asset. One should just remember that Screensaver Girls've a huge user base and application.

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Old 19.04.2005, 20:09   #4
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Hrach jan I think that you are a play boy , I can just imagine what type of girls you have for screensavers in your PC.
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Old 20.04.2005, 15:30   #5
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I expect you wouldn't like those girls ^ juss kidding
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Old 20.04.2005, 16:23   #6
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I protest against this thread with all my energy!

I was taught that
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computers are very stupid machines that compute very fast
So comparing girls wih computers or their spare parts... unless you mean blondies... no offence for the blondes of this forum!... besides... they wouldn't understand what I wrote... You know what? Neither did I!
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Old 21.04.2005, 00:09   #7
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Hrach I might surprise you my friend , how do you know that I am not one of those girls ?
Red stone I am not blonde but did not understand what you are trying to say either , I think you are raising us females above computers , if so thank you

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