EMINEM

Dr. GEORGE · 14.01.2002, 21:20

The Way I Am

[Eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. **** it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo..

I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the **** needed to be the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre **** that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin these sentences Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully (peacefully).. but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter to not come and speak to me (speak to me).. I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-ther****-in thing I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty).. No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of all you (of all you).. I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me

Chorus: Eminem

And I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam Cause I am, whatever you say I am If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am

[Eminem] Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense it's constant And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content - - the song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses" And all of this controversy circles me and it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me (finger at me).. So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up when you don't give a ****, when you won't just put up with the bull**** they pull, cause they full of **** too When a dude's gettin bullied and shoots up his school and they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin Where were the parents at? And look where it's at Middle America, now it's a tragedy Now it's so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty havin this happenin (this happenin).. then attack Eminem cause I rap this way (rap this way).. But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn and it's burnin and I have returned

Chorus

[Eminem] I'm so sick and tired of bein admired that I wish that I would just die or get fired and dropped from my label and stop with the fables I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name is.." And pigeon-holed into some pop-py sensation to cop me rotation at rock'n'roll stations And I just do not got the patience (got the patience).. to deal with these cocky caucasians who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls, so they always keep askin the same ****in questions (****in questions).. What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in The why, the who what when, the where, and the how 'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out cause they drivin me crazy (drivin me crazy).. I can't take it I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and I sit And I'm thankful for ev-ery fan that I get But I can't take a ****, in the bathroom without someone standin by it No I won't sign your autograph You can call me an asshole I'm glad

Chorus (except change first word "Cause" to "And")

ADcomp · 15.01.2002, 00:55

Daaaa kuda ne poidi a vezde naidosh poklonnikov Eminema!!!!!! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0">

Dr. GEORGE · 16.01.2002, 15:23

EMINEMi fanatner@ enqan el shat chen. <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> The Real Slim Shady

[Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whooping her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwing her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem] Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so **** him and **** you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? ****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't got to be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just **** it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a ****!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us **** it, let's all stand up

A.V. · 19.01.2002, 14:01

dlya vsex lyubiteley EMINEM <A HREF="http://www.planet-eminem.com" TARGET=_blank>www.planet-eminem.com</A>

Н.К.Рерих · 21.01.2002, 23:21

Prostite menja fanati Eminema, no po mojemu ochen' iskustwenno nadumannij i kakoj to ne real'nij etot Eminem. Ne powerju chto on w jizni takoj je kakoj w pesnjah. Hot' i ochen' prijatno slushat' ego "B****, please 2", "The Real Slim Shady" i "Stan". Ja dumaju u ego pesen net budushego esli on hot' nemnogo ne obnawitsja. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

biscuit · 01.02.2002, 21:52

i hate eminem ... as for me - they **** <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> bez obid pplz <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">

MBH · 08.11.2002, 19:04

2 Dr. GEORGE
what can you say about his last song?

Cleanin Out My Closet

Intro:
Where's my snare?
I have no snare on my headphones
There you go
Yeah
Yo yo

Verse #1
Have you ever been hated, or discriminated against?
I have, I've been protested and demostrated against
Picket signs for my wickid rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind, of the mother ****ing kid that's behind
All this commotion, emotions run deep as oceans exploding
Tempers flaring from parents just blow em off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, give em hell-o long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning, and taking names in the evening
Leave them with a taste sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now, I betcha prolly sick of me now
Ain't you mama, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

Chorus x2
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
One More Time

I said,
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet
Ha!

Verse #2
I got some skeletons in my closet
And I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73
Before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
I was a baby maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must've had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't, on second thought I just ****ing wished he would die
I look at Hailey, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grin my teeth and I try to make it work
With her atleast for Hailie's sake I maybe made some mistakes
But I'm only human but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest **** I did was take the bullets outta that gun
Cause I'd of killed em, **** I would've shot Kim and him both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to the Eminem show

Chorus x2

Verse #3
Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitching that someone's always going through her purse when **** 's missing
Going through public housing systems, victim of munchhausen syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma?
But guess what, your getting older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that your phoney
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral *hahaha*
See what hurts me the most, is you wont admit you was wrong
Bitch, do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mum
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch, I hope you ****ing burn in hell for this **** !
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be

Chorus x2

Doctor GEORGE · 09.11.2002, 14:37

I'm Dr.GEORGE....nor nickov

es minchev hima chei mtel es forum@ vor tenam inch a katarvum!
inch veraberum a Eminemin asem vor <EMINEM SHOW>n
centr kaset a!!!!!!

Elvis_Jr · 09.11.2002, 16:51

Как бы он не стебался над всемы он такой же коммерческий проект как Бритни или БСБ

Doctor GEORGE · 12.11.2002, 18:25

mi hat xumb kam ergich asa vor proekt chi!!!!!
tufta rock xumb asel chka