23.05.2005, 15:29
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GRE English Fun!
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GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
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GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
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GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly
auriferous.
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
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GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
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GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
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GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
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GRE STUDENT : A revolving litchi conglomerate accumulates no congeries of
small, green, biophytic plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
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GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
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GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
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GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
rectitude.
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
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GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated
canine with innovative maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
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GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
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GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
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GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes
of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
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 funny .. isn't it?
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