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27.05.2005, 13:34
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Нимфуля-красотуля :)
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Mother and Son
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who want to get off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! ..... and all of you b**tards who are getting on, get your a**e in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p*ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b*tch in the kitchen.
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Все женщины - ангелы, просто когда нам обламывают крылья, приходится летать на метле
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27.05.2005, 16:49
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Banned
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27.05.2005, 20:52
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Студент
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LOL
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27.05.2005, 21:44
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the mochinger
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ROFL
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28.05.2005, 12:35
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инсценирующи
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ему повезло, что он не мой сын..
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...ибо...
Rgrdz. [ Кселджэн ]
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28.05.2005, 12:59
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панаехавший
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28.05.2005, 13:28
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eco-friendly
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Разве это дети? Это сволочи
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29.05.2005, 13:06
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Магистр
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29.05.2005, 13:24
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A Deeper Kind of Slumber
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лооооооооооооооооооооол
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30.05.2005, 05:47
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шат харн ем...
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kaif er!
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30.05.2005, 07:15
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Святейшая
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мда такое чудо есть и у меня:племянник.
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Меня трудно найти, легко потерять и НЕВОЗМОЖНО забыть!
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30.05.2005, 07:31
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Хуже некуда!!!
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УЖС...
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Мужское счастье где-то внутри женского.
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30.05.2005, 11:46
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Сама себе хозяйка
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осторожно дети, разбегайтесь.
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09.06.2005, 23:48
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Provocative
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Red Stone
J'ai besoin de toi,
De tes mains sur moi,
De ton corps doux et chaud,
J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino
From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante
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