In the beginning, God created the sky and the Earth.
And God said:
- May the grass grow, the grass give seed, and that from the seed come out fruit trees!
And God filled the earth with all the kinds of vegetables, for that men and women could live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created Mac Donald’s and their promotions.
And Satan said to the Man:
- What would you like with the chips?
And Man said:
- Mega Pack with mayo!
And Man got plus 5 Kg!
And God created the healthy yoghurt, for that women could keep in good and nice shape, so much appreciated by men.
And Satan created chocolate.
And Woman got plus 5 Kg!
And God said:
- Try my fresh nice salad!
And Satan created the codfish with cream and the bread-soup of sea-food..
And Woman got plus 10 Kg.
And God said:
- I sent you good and healthy vegetables and olive oil for you to cook them!
And Satan invented the other oils, the fried chicken and fish.
And Man got plus 10 Kg and the level of cholesterol went to the roof.
And God created the racing shoes.
And Man lost those extra Kilos.
And Satan created the cable television with remote control in order that men didn’t need to stand up for changing the channel.
And Man got a further 20 Kgs.
And God said:
- You’re exceeding your limits, Demon!
And God created the potato, a vegetable with a low calories level.
And Satan removed its healthy skin, cut it in sticks, and fried these in a suspicious oil. With the remaining he created the puree with cream.
And Man took the remote control, the chips, the puree and other dishes and went to see TV, charging himself with cholesterol.
And Satan said: This is starting to be good!
And Man had a heart attack.
And God created the heart surgery!
And Satan created our health system!