In a small town within the countryside, a man goes to the pharmacy and asks for Viagra.
The clerk hands him a box and the customer leaves without paying:
- It's just the time for making some shopping at the butcher just accross the street and I'll come to pay. OK?
- OK!
The chemist looks through the shop-window, watching the guy. This one enters the butcher:
- Two Cutlets, please. I'm going to the bakery and come back for paying. OK?
He takes the meat and goes to the bakery:
- Good morning! Could you give me two baguettes? I'll make a quick jump to the grocer and come back in a minute. OK?
The same procedure with the grocer. He comes out, enters his car and leaves.
In the meantime in the pharmacy, a new customer comes in and asks:
- I would like a box of Viagra. But first please give me your opinion. Does it really work?
- Listen my friend, it's absolutely guaranteed. Five minutes ago a customer came in, took it, and in these five minutes managed f*cking the grocer, the baker, the butcher, and myself!