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Great English
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Ïåðâûé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ íà÷èíàþùèõ:
"Òðè âåäüìû ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðîå ÷àñîâ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ èç âåäüì ðàçãëÿäûâàåò
êàêèå ÷àñû?"
Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch
watch?
Âòîðîé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ ïðîäâèíóòûõ ó÷åíèêîâ:
"Òðè âåäüìû-òðàíñâåñòèòêè ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðè êíîïî÷êè íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ
èç âåäüì-òðàíñâåñòèòîê ðàçãëÿäûâàåò êàêóþ êíîïî÷êó íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷"?"
Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Òðåòèé è ïîñëåäíèé óðîê, àíãëèéñêèé äëÿ àáñîëþòíûõ ïðîôåññèîíàëîâ:
"Òðè øâåéöàðñêèõ âåäüìû-ñó÷êè, æåëàþùèõ èçìåíèòü ñâîé ïîë, ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òðè
êíîïî÷êè íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷". Êàêàÿ èç øâåéöàðñêèõ âåäüì-ñó÷åê, æåëàþùèõ
èçìåíèòü ñâîé ïîë,ðàçãëÿäûâàåò êàêóþ êíîïî÷êó íà ÷àñàõ "Ñâîò÷"?"
Òåïåðü ïî àíãëèéñêè!
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,
watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which
wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss
Swatch watch switch?
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