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Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're
dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats, there
is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around
without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts, others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo (backgammon) all day."
The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."
Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back . What can I
do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I
need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time, the Devil
was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires
and are trying to install air conditioning!
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18.04.2006, 20:39
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P.S. author? 
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18.04.2006, 20:43
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Originally Posted by enaJ
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No idea!
P.S. Source: The Internet 
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18.04.2006, 22:55
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Originally Posted by Dystopia
Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you, Father. We have some Armenians here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're
dancing in circles around the pearly gates, they are using my horn as a duduk, they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats, there
is tomato sauce, onions and sumac all over their robes, there are watermelon seeds all over the place, and some of them are walking around
without their wings and wearing just sleeveless undershirts, others are refusing to play their harps and sit around playing Tavloo (backgammon) all day."
The Lord said, "Armenians are Armenians, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil."
Gabriel called and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Gabriel, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back . What can I
do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there." The Devil said, "Hold on again. I
need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "Ok, I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on." This time, the Devil
was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darned Armenians have put out the fires
and are trying to install air conditioning!
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Cool sis. 
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19.04.2006, 03:23
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19.04.2006, 07:17
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lol typical example of the national character
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19.04.2006, 17:07
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poor misguided fool
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man, armenians are funny!
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31.05.2006, 23:03
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Dystopia, that is a fake story! 
I've never talked to that Gabriel!  Besides putting out the fire could never be tolerated in my kingdom. How could I live with all the beautiful ladies here... dressed because they felt cold???
No way!
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01.06.2006, 10:24
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Dystopia, that is a fake story!
I've never talked to that Gabriel! Besides putting out the fire could never be tolerated in my kingdom. How could I live with all the beautiful ladies here... dressed because they felt cold???
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01.06.2006, 10:43
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...they have stolen fires from hell and are cooking Khorovats.......
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