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Updates to Employee Manual
Old 05.05.2007, 00:54   #1
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Hi!

Here is another one:
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SORRY, BUT THE ECONOMY IS TOUGH AND WE ALL MUST DO OUR PART!!

Updated Employee Handbook Effective immediately....

DRESS CODE:

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary.

If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially; and therefore, you do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes; and therefore, you do not need a raise.

If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
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