Man vs. Woman at ATM

[Floyd]

MAN

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

WOMAN

1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

спёрто отсюдова

[ksarg]

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[{arsen}]

дискриминация по половому признаку или просто шовинизм?

[Anouk]

Originally Posted by {arsen}

дискриминация по половому признаку или просто шовинизм?

ne "просто шовинизм", a chistoi vody shovinism!!!!
Floyd & ksarg - nu, mal'chiki, nu pogodite, vot doberus' do vas, pokazhu kak zhenshiny s ATM razbirayutsya!

[Floyd]

Originally Posted by {arsen}

дискриминация по половому признаку или просто шовинизм?

да нет... я это... я так просто, копи-паст...

[Floyd]

Originally Posted by Anouk

Floyd & ksarg - nu, mal'chiki, nu pogodite, vot doberus' do vas, pokazhu kak zhenshiny s ATM razbirayutsya!

ksarg-y qashvav, do menya ne tak blizko kak k nemu, a za eto vremya ya uspeyu dobezhat' to Alberty.

[ksarg]

he he, s udovolstviem! Anouk jan uzum es es kgam qo mot - tolko vot deneg iz ATM budem snimat s tvoey kartochki.........
Seriy, ti konechno mojesh xot' v vancouver podat'sa, no ti je znaesh, chem blije k Belle Provence, tem luchshe! Delayte vivody.

[Anouk]

O! А че, эта идея! Мне на мепсте не сидится, все думаю куда податься на Рождество (ихнее! на наше я буду работять )
Так штааа, может до Алберты и добежишь, но я тя? Floyd, достаааану!)

ksarg-jan, харц чка - ты на мой счет переведи денежку, а потом мы вместя пайдьом ее кашить!

[ksarg]

Originally Posted by Anouk

- ты на мой счет переведи денежку

я то с удовольствием, но на дворе финансовый кризис........ так что, es tarberak@ chkpav.... a na ix rojdestvo ya navernoe v aeroportu budu ves den' - snachala provojat' bratyev v Stockholm (svolochi, qcin indz eli es tari!), i pozje v etot je den vstrechat' papu!!!! a na nash xmas - navernoe ya toje budu rabotat'......... slovo peredayu Sergeyu iz Waterlooooooooo

[Floyd]

Originally Posted by ksarg

я то с удовольствием, но на дворе финансовый кризис........ так что, es tarberak@ chkpav.... a na ix rojdestvo ya navernoe v aeroportu budu ves den' - snachala provojat' bratyev v Stockholm (svolochi, qcin indz eli es tari!), i pozje v etot je den vstrechat' papu!!!! a na nash xmas - navernoe ya toje budu rabotat'......... slovo peredayu Sergeyu iz Waterlooooooooo

Of of, a ya budu vstrechat Novii God i rozhdestvo adzin, savsem adzin, i doma nikogo... Voobshem dranic txur ban chka, nenc vor sagh heriqa kyanqic boghoqeq, a to mne voobshe kidatsya s blizhaishego mosta (es anter teghe kargin moster el chkan)

Xotya Anouk, sudya po tvoemu nastroyu, po vsei vidimosti ya ego v Alberte vstrechu

[Anouk]

Originally Posted by Floyd

Xotya Anouk, sudya po tvoemu nastroyu, po vsei vidimosti ya ego v Alberte vstrechu

Hm... nu vot, ty odYn i ya odYn - mozhet voz;mesh i maxnesh' v Montreal (ya vrode kak tuda vsey taki podamsya... priglashena!) i poidem my s toboi k ksarg-u v aeroport, i budem vtroem provozhat' o vstrechat'! Zdorovo Che skazhesh'?

[ksarg]

Anouk,
Floyd, davayte! Maxnite k nam, mi vas napoim, nakormim - esli budete vesti xorosho, dadim pospat : ))) a esli lurj - pi****e v PM, dam vse koordinati : )

[Floyd]

Inchin berec im anmegh Man vs Woman at ATM-e...

Originally Posted by Anouk

Hm... nu vot, ty odYn i ya odYn - mozhet voz;mesh i maxnesh' v Montreal (ya vrode kak tuda vsey taki podamsya... priglashena!) i poidem my s toboi k ksarg-u v aeroport, i budem vtroem provozhat' o vstrechat'! Zdorovo Che skazhesh'?

Chuyu ya chto-to neladnoe... ya zhe dolzhen bil v Albertu bezhat' a tak, sam dobrovolno priedu i sdamsya?

Originally Posted by ksarg

Anouk,
Floyd, davayte! Maxnite k nam, mi vas napoim, nakormim - esli budete vesti xorosho, dadim pospat : ))) a esli lurj - pi****e v PM, dam vse koordinati : )

ksarg, ti chego seryozno? humore im tuyl teghna, nayi a vdrug voz'mem i priedem . A esli seryozno, to nado podumat' (skromnii studencheskii doxod, ponimaete li...). Mi xosqov, togheq qnnutyans parapem es urbat orna, heto v pm obsudim, ok?