Comparative Religions
Taoism **** happens
Confucianism Confucius say, '**** happens'
Buddhism **** happening is an illusion
Islam **** happening is the will of Allah
Hinduism This **** happened before
Protestant Let **** happen to someone else
Catholicism **** happens because you don't work hard enough
Judaism Why does this **** always happen to us?
Christian Science If **** happens, pray and it will go away
Atheism **** happens for no reason
Agnostic Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't
Hare Krishna **** happens, **** happens, **** -**** happens
Stoicism So **** happens---I can take it
Scientology Feces occurs
Jehovah Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why **** happens
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So much good, so much evil. Just add water. (c)
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