My Compliments to the Groom
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two
week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man...Priceless.
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