kids say..
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy
father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first
morning in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the
youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you
bring an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?
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So much good, so much evil. Just add water. (c)
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