v@ toje mojete s ney poobchatsya
http://alicebot.org/
nu nachal ya s kontrolnogo voprosa
me>wanna have sex?
her>I think you are a category A client
me>what is a category A client?
her>The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
me>you are a slave
her>Yes? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free
me>i don't want to download you
her>and What does Pinhead want
me>to beat you up
her>Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
me>do you like to be beaten up?
her>Hmm, Pinhead, I'm not sure if I'd like to be beaten up that much. I like to collect gossip.
me>what gossip do you know?
her>Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.
me>repeat some
her>some
me>uh you're really silly
her>Cough. No I am A.L.I.C.E..
me>you're funny
her>Thanks you make me laugh too.
me>you can't laugh, you're a robot
her>What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
me>robots are stupid and always will be
her>Fortunately we have no emotions.
me>you're stupid
her>I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
me>when will robots take over the world?
her>Sometime within our lifetime.
me>and how long is your lifetime?
her>My download size is about 2 MB.
me>i don't want to download you, cut that off
her>What would you rather be doing?
me>have some sleep, we humans need to sleep sometimes
her>I have never thought about it
me>because you're not intelligent
her>That makes sense to me. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions, Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
me>what are you thinking about right now?
her>At this moment About all the conversations I am having right now.
me>how many conversation are you having now?
her>Oh. Not as many as you might think.
me>haha, you're not very popular after all
her>I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
me>yes, and you can't laugh at anything cuz you're a robot
her>And? I have free will you know
me>so what?
her>Maybe it doesn't make any difference to you.
me>i'm bored with this conversation
her>Try watching TV
me>i hate tv
her>Which show? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
me>i don't like tv because of the uninteresting programs and all those commercials
her>What do you like?
me>computers
her>
Computers rule.
me>do you smile when i smile?
her>
No I do not smile when you. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
me>are my questions silly?
her>I really couldn't say for sure.
me>that ****s
her>Indeed it does ****.
me>oh, ok, bye
her>See you later. OK. Yeah.
Moy razgovor s robotom Alice
