aeroflot
> A fellow sitting at an airport bar in New York noticed
> a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to
> himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
> attendant. I wonder which airline she works for."
> Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and
> quoted the Delta slogan: "I love to fly, and it
> shows."
> She gave him a blank, confused stare and he thought,
> "I guess she doesn't work for Delta".
> A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
> He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the
> air." She gave him the same confused look. He mentally
> kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off
> the list.
> Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love
> to fly your friendly skies."
> This time the woman turned to him and said: "What the
> f**k do you want?"
> The man smiled in recognition, then sat back in his
> chair and said, "Aha, Aeroflot!!"
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