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Как Буш общается с К.Райс :)
Представляю запись беседы Дж.Буша и К.Райс, последовавший сразу после утверждения Ху Цзиньтао в должности Председателя КНР. К сожалению, только по-английски, но в переводе будет уже совсем не то...
С уважением.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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04.04.2003, 19:48
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04.04.2003, 22:27
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холостяк и точка.
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05.04.2003, 14:29
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Нимфуля-красотуля :)
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05.04.2003, 14:57
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в General больше народу, а насчет правда не правда какая разница, от Буша и не такое услышать можно 
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05.04.2003, 21:29
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 Ну тупые ... вот развалят страну по вине Куста и всё 
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05.04.2003, 21:34
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da da da.... kakie mi tupie....
razvalim vsyu stranu... oy oy oy.....
interesno chiu?
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05.04.2003, 21:44
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Lev
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DanYer- Это было от М. Задорнова. А смысл в том что американцы развалят(или уже это делают) собственную страну (США) по вине Буша (в переводе -куст) 
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05.04.2003, 22:04
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zadornov - kretin s bol'shoi bukvi "M" a v poslednee vremya vashe opupel i shutki u nego durackie.....
a mi chto duraki chto li svoiu sobstvennuiu stranu razvalivat'??
vse budet putem
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05.04.2003, 23:31
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Очень похоже на
"Был у нас грузин. Фамилия - Гориндзе, а зовут его Авас...
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07.04.2003, 06:23
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Shat lavner.
Quote:
Originally posted by DaNYer
zadornov - kretin s bol'shoi bukvi "M" a v poslednee vremya vashe opupel i shutki u nego durackie.....
a mi chto duraki chto li svoiu sobstvennuiu stranu razvalivat'??
vse budet putem
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Danyer, eto ne Zadornov otupel, eto ti amerikanizirovalsya
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07.04.2003, 09:05
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Академик
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07.04.2003, 13:12
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i pust' mne ktoto dokajet chto eto ploxo....
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07.04.2003, 15:21
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Если ты действительно окончательно американизировался, то доказать тебе, что либо уже не представляется возможным. Американизм - отрицает много, в том числе нормальный юмор.
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07.04.2003, 16:03
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i pust' kto nit' dokajet mne chto u menya net chuvstva umora....
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