22.09.2003, 13:58
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The Magnolia Garden
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Arkanoid
он же кирпич!  Если кто-нить играл - поймет 
Нижеприведенный текст - это транскрипт коммент-ов нескольких людей сидящих в компютер лаб-е, и одновременно играющих в эту игру
Декабрь 2000-ого года, в преддверии финальных экзаменов...
  
L: What an “S” for?
M: You’re asking what’s ass for?
G: You mean, you don’t know what’s ass for?
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I: What’s “T”?
L: It’s good, get it
M: Well, you know, you drink it sometimes, when you’re bored with coffee
L: It makes it small
A: Who needs it anyhow then?
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I: And what’s “L”?
L: It makes it large!
G: Get it!
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L: “T” is smth terrible!!!
M: When you get it smaller?
L: Exactly
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A: “B” is smth nice...It doesn’t make it smaller, it makes it slower!!!
L: “D” is the one
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A: I’ve just got an “F”...And I’m getting two more tomorrow!!!
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A: I just got a stupid “C”
G: Well, you’re passing the course
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A: Oh, ****! My “C” killed the wall!
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M: 55 thousand?!!!
L: That’s nothing
M: That must have taken a lot of “S”s (asses?)
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M: Aaaa! What does an “S” do?
A: “S” makes it completely crazy
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A: AA!! “S” made it crazy again!!
M: Whose ass?
A: My ass!!! And up yours!!
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M: Oh, you can get a lot of “C”s and “B”s, so try it before finals
K: I just got an “F”
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I: I like the “F”! It makes it fast and hard!
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M: “W” gives you protection
A: But “S” kills the protection
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K: It’s kind of slow
I: You like it fast? Get an “F”!
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A: I just got it smaller
K: You got it...what?
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K: The last time I played it, I was, like, eight
M; Were there computers back then?
K: I’m not that old!
A: But you didn’t know back then that slower is better...
M: You get into the next level
A: But it’s not that much fun--you’re doing 69 there
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K: I’m getting out off 69..
A: Wow, congrats, you made it
K: No, I didn’t....
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A: Yes, I got it large and small...And I got the protection, too!
I: I didn’t know you can do it simultaneously
A: Yes, you can...But “S” kills it...
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A: Aaaa! I got a “C” and an “F” simultaneously!! I don’t know what it is!!
K: It hurts!!!
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L: Life is “X”
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