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25.01.2004, 21:32
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The Italian Who Went To Malta
(read with Italian accent, those who cannot, suffer !)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!
Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ****s onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna **** on my bed. He say you better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!
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25.01.2004, 21:34
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АААААААААААААААААААААА!!!!!  Старье, но все равно весело! Особенно когда все это дело воспроизводишь с соотвествующим акцентом! 
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25.01.2004, 21:39
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У меня это где-то было в звуковом формате! 
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26.01.2004, 06:01
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Originally Posted by Мия
У меня это где-то было в звуковом формате! |
Да, у меня тоже. Забавная штука!
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28.01.2004, 03:17
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Hasta la victoria siempè!
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Блин, этот Italian меня до смерти преследовать будет...
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28.01.2004, 03:23
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Some fresh breath.
A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on.They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice.Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, "retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady, "said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi.
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28.01.2004, 10:03
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28.01.2004, 10:18
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 Jah rastafara, brudda!
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28.01.2004, 10:22
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ЛОЛ! Дзец!
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29.01.2004, 08:21
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
Jah rastafara, brudda! |
Вот че-то сказал, а я вот ниччего не понял... 
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29.01.2004, 08:23
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
Jah rastafara, brudda! |
Хотя не, brudda, надо думать, то же самое, что и braza?
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29.01.2004, 08:24
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Hasta la victoria siempè!
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Хотя, может, я и ошибаюсь...
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29.01.2004, 08:46
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Originally Posted by Elessar
Хотя, может, я и ошибаюсь... |
По-моему обе версии возможны
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