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Old 05.02.2004, 16:29   #1
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Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?".

The survey was a huge failure:
In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the US, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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Old 05.02.2004, 20:50   #2
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"а что такое ванна?"

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Для того, чтоб иметь ангельский характер, надо иметь дьявольское терпение.

Old 06.02.2004, 06:19   #3
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Данный анекдот есть в русском варианте.
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