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28.03.2005, 13:44
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the happiest girl
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A Perfect Man and A Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their perfect vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving
conditions deteriorated.
The perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Answer:
The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling. ****
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Men keep scrolling ****
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point:
W o m e n n e v e r l i s t e n
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28.03.2005, 14:22
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J'ai besoin de toi,
De tes mains sur moi,
De ton corps doux et chaud,
J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino
From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante
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28.03.2005, 14:30
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I am searching for the (perfect ) reply PsilocybeLarvae, LOL
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29.03.2005, 14:27
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the happiest girl
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yeah, right, go ahead make fun out of me  
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29.03.2005, 15:47
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Мадмазель, Медам, Месье! "Глория" меняет курс и направляется в Кейптаун! Кому это не нравится будет расстрелян на месте. (с)
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29.03.2005, 16:17
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No No PislocybeLarvae I am not loughing at you ,I am loughing with you . I think this is brillient and I truley wanted to say some thing perfect but I couldnt
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29.03.2005, 18:53
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Originally Posted by PsilocybeLarvae
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I don't make fun of you. Just played... and I only play with people I like! 
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Red Stone
J'ai besoin de toi,
De tes mains sur moi,
De ton corps doux et chaud,
J'ai envie d'être aimé Domino
From a beautiful love song of the 50s called Domino, music by Louis Ferrari, lyrics by Jacques Plante
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